Yugoslavia UltraHearts Reworked: ACT I

Intro: The Upcoming Chaos/Chapter 2: Yugoslav Radical Unity

"Give to the Lord the glory he deserves! Give Him your offering and you may enter His courts!" - Psalm: 96:8

"By the way, this is Zlatan's pure writing. You may suffer from the effects of cringe."

- Book of Genesis, ???

Yugoslavia was

a mistake.

Failure after failure.

Again, and again,

again, and again,

again, and again,

Serbia wasn't born

to be a center for

Yugoslavia!

Testament I

( doG ) "Alexander,* you have come to my realm,

for your crimes against Croatians, you will,

answer to the will of God of all humans.

For I am the righteous hand of

the Serbian patria-"

( Aleksandar ) "Za dom spremni!"

( doG )"What does that even

MEAN?"

( Aleksandar ) "I am inside your

nationalism!"

( doG ) "You call forming the Ustaše,

a fucking martial arts?"

This is Honest of Pedophiles game IV,** one of the games of all time, which you can play if you have the patience of a fucking ascetic in the middle of a god-forsaken desert, I hope you aren't startled by the pedophilia allegations, set into the most non-controversial part of history, January 01st of 1936.

 We now play as world's first, least aggressive Yugoslav nationalist, Aleksandar First Karađorđević, programmed with one single code, get into the BDSM chamber of history and witness multiple destructions of Serbia

Thus, we embark on the journey which we liberally named "Project Hell" or just "HOI4 Vanilla Yugoslavia Reworked" where we can find very fucking normal things that will only improve the general gameplay, featuring most original challenges such as "Balance Power of Bisexuals", and puzzles named: 

"Why is Dimitrije Ljotić still a country leader even if I yelled at lead developer several times why he shouldn't be even with Nazi occupation?" 

The developers are in my honest opinion, a little bit eccentric ( inserting developer saying "I like boys"*** moment )

 For some backstory no one cares about, this mod is based solely on the generous idea to actually make Yugoslavia into a more realistic dumpfire than it was, thus being already a fanfiction about actual historical accuracy from Swedish pagans named PDX. 

Therefore, what you're going to see is canon to the vanilla Hearts of Child Molesters 3, I will not be targeted by the false accusations again bitch ass motherfuckers.

With that being said, this tabletop simulator goes harder than Račak Incident, and after this nifty, little document, I am hoping that you see why you should read that Book of Genesis part before you embarked further into this fucking madness.