Yugoslavia UltraHearts Reworked: ACT I

Chapter 5: Jure Francetić/Chapter 6: NERV Facility in Belgrade

READ CHAPTER 6 AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION BECAUSE ITS HEAVY ON SEXUAL THEMES 

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Oh, hello there general Francetić, I didn't see you piercing Serbs with your Srbosjek. I was busy, trying to escape from my experiences with Italians. 

Welcome to „After Milliun Years"* such a great level of Zagreb, where aliens reside, very peaceful towards Serbs, especially in happy camp Jasenovac, do not ask 2000s Croats what happened in logor Jasenovac and Gradiška Stara. 

I really love the details in these last 10 days of foc- „OH SHIT, ON MY WAY TO GENOCIDE SERBS" -us tree and beautiful focus description.

Because you see, Croatian Catholic Church is under the direct supervision of the Pope himself, and they WANT those dead Serbian bodies up on the Altair, and the only means are to perform 1/3 of the principle Croats did: convert, kill, and nationalize Serbs. 

To do this, we have to ally for now with Adolf Hitler, and then enslave the entire Serbian population so we can fulfill their desires.

 I, Alexander First Karađorđević, am forced to watch this.

So after that, we break into Serbian households, kill their men, and sell their wives to Ante Pavelić, with their children yelling some random Serbian spells named „Bože Pravde"** to open the door towards the Heavens, and after this, we have the power to meet Lucifer pre-emptively to say we have our way towards Heavens, we didn't have to kill those people. 

Wow, I wasted over 1 million lives of Serbs for this Heaven bullshit. 

"OH FUCK, HERE I COME!" 

"What the fuck?" 

„Hahahah, Aleksandar Karađorđević, I thought it would be obvious, but I have to spell it to you. YOU. ARE. MY FATHER. But I! AM! STRONGER!" 

„YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO GENTRIFY AND GENOCIDE ONE'S POPULATION FATHER!"

 Welcome everyone to the family abuse event. It is a little bit violent, you may say ethnically cleansed.

 I mean, just read this shit. 

It's so God damn deranged, that Victor Hugo would spend an entire century trying to fill his fucking sewer chapter with it. 

What side are you on? Četniks or Ustašeeehehhhehe? 

I will be joining the war on meth, on the side of meth, so Serbian forces can survive after Italian agents smuggle to us some of Rommel's meth he has been hiding. 

The gimmick for Jure Francetić this early is that he's not completely deranged, he moves like Serbians, breathes like Serbians, and even talks like Serbian whenever he's in Belgrade. 

And with everything Serbians did, he can outperform during the rebellion that is probably bound to happen. Except for Allied intervention. 

Because it would be unrealistic if they could do that.

Needless to say, this escape route is very hard, because Jure Francetić isn't letting the visible ghost of Alexander Karađorđević, and Milan Stojadinović getaway, good luck trying to escape the Ustaše forces because murdering them is like Cruelty Squad.***

Schizophrenic and retarded idea. 

I just WANT to FUCKING shoot THAT MOTHERfucker! 

Serbian brains aren't suited for this opportunity. We think that suppressing minorities and establishing a Serbo-centric environment is a good idea.