Poached

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After everyone left the forest, they went to an open area where Loona can open a portal back to Hell. When she opened the portal, she then sighed, but she felt someone place their hand on her shoulder and looked to see Y/N.

Y/N: You alright, Loona?

Loona: ... Yeah. I'm alright.

Y/N: ... Hey, if this makes you feel better, how about I make us dinner?

Hearing that perked Loona up.

Loona: Wait, really?

Y/N: Sure. What are you in the mood for?

Loona: Um... We have pasta in the cabinet.

Y/N: ... Hehehehehe. You want it? You got it.

Loona: Yay!

Moxxie: I'm sorry, what?

Blitzø: You two have to try Y/N's cooking. It surpasses all expectations!

Y/N: Oh, don't flatter me.

Millie: I'm interested in trying it out.

Moxxie: Sure, why not.

Y/N: Alright, then.

Everyone then walked through the portal, but Y/N's ear flickered and turned around. He noticed the portal was closing, but his curiosity got the better of him and ran to the source of the sound. He ran back into the forest and looked around until he saw some figures standing over dead animals.

Poacher #1: Hehehehehe. Look at this mess! It's gonna cost us a fortune!

Poacher #2: Whoo! Fuck yeah!

Poacher #3: So, how are we gonna load all this up?

Poacher #2: We'll improvise. Now, come on!

However, they heard the bushes rustling and pointed their guns at them.

Poacher #1: Who the fuck is there?! Show yourself!

They fired at the bushes and Y/N emerged from them.

Y/N: You make a fortune killing off animals? Heh. How utterly pathetic. I mean, I'm from a band of assassins, but even I'm not heartless enough to say that it's cold, even for you.

Poacher #1: What the hell...? What's wrong with this kid?

Poacher #3: Yeah, and why does he have animal ears and a tail? Is he even human?

Y/N: I'm as human as I can be. However, I absorbed the DNA of another animal and became a hybrid.

Poacher #2: A hybrid? But... How? I thought they were a stupid child's bedtime story.

Y/N: Oh, believe me when I say that reality is about to give you a reality check because when I'm done with you, the next place you're going is Hell. And trust me, if I'm real, then that means that Hell is real, too. So, you wanna rethink your choices?

Poacher #3: Ha! Why would we do that when we have a fortune to sell?

Poacher #1: Yeah.

Y/N: *sighs* You try to be reasonable...

He then got in position and tried to summon his magic, but nothing. He did everything he could, but nothing.

Y/N: Aw, come on! Of all the times for my power to be used, nothing? Alright, fuck me, then!

The poachers fired their guns at Y/N, but Y/N jumped to a tree and hopped off to another. He got behind them and they turned around, only for one of them to be punched in the face and knocked to the ground. The remaining two tried to shoot Y/N, but Y/N saw them coming and dodged them.

Poacher #2: W-What the fuck?!

Poacher #3: I-Impossible!

Y/N then got up to the both of them and grabbed their faces and slammed them both to the ground, exploding their heads and the blood splattered on the ground. Y/N then stood up and dusted himself off.

Y/N: Can't you guys get a real job instead of murdering animals? ... Wait... Shit, guess I'm not one to talk, huh?

However, he got shot in the head and fell to the ground. The unconscious poacher stood up and rubbed his cheek.

Poacher #1: Tch. To think that one sniveling brat could give us trouble. No matter. *chuckles* The boss is gonna be thrilled to have your head mounted on the wall. In ya go.

He struggled to get Y/N on board the truck because of how heavy he was and after he got loaded up, he drove the truck away. Meanwhile, Loona and the others made it back to I.M.P.

Blitzø: Well, that was... fruitful.

Moxxie: You're telling me.

Millie: *turns around* Hey, N/N, what do you plan t- ... N/N? Um, guys? Where's N/N?

Moxxie, Blitzø, and Loona turned around and noticed Y/N wasn't with them.

Moxxie: What the fuck? He... H-He was right behind us, right?

Blitzø: ARGH! How the fuckshit did we lose him, again?!

Loona: N/N...?

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