For years, Y/N L/N has lived with his parents since birth and he hasn't left their side in a while.
Throughout his life, he was able to get a job as a scholar and has enjoyed his life, living free and easy.
Unfortunately, when he returned home from...
Loona: He left before we got to the office. I tried to text him, but nothing, so far.
Blitzø: *sighs* I can't blame him, really. After everything that happened...
Moxxie: Uh, sir? The plan?
Blitzø: Oh, yeah! Right! The plan's simple. We need to bring in as many clients as possible so that we can make a list on how many people that are needed to be murdered. And then, once we've reached a significant amount of dead bodies, we toss them in a canoe, set it on fire, and sail it away to the ocean whilst rubbing the win on the whore's face, this getting our parking lot back!
Loona: ... H-Hang on. What?
Blitzø: What's wrong?
Loona: You want to find so many clients so that we can murder them?
Blitzø: Uh, yeah! We have nothing to worry about.
Loona: ... Oh no...
(Flashback)
Y/N: Listen, Loona, if I'm gonna be here with you guys, then you need to promise me something.
Loona: Sure. Anything you need.
Y/N: ... I know that it may be difficult for you, but promise me that no matter what happens, you'll continue to support Blitzø and his hard work to become a good father to you. And another thing. Promise me that no matter what, innocent people won't get hurt.
Loona: ...
Y/N: Please, Loona.
Loona: ... Okay... If that's what makes you happy, then I won't object. I'll try.
Y/N: Okay. Thanks.
(Flashback End)
Loona: ...
Blitzø: Loonie? Are... you alright?
Loona: Y-Yeah. I'm fine. Just... thinking.
Blitzø: Right. Well, anyway...
Moxxie: Sir, with all due respect, the company isn't very... popular nowadays. How are we supposed to find so many clients?
Blitzø: We'll make a poster! Something that'll attract attention! I don't know! Stop questioning everything I do, Moxxie!
Moxxie: Maybe if your plans didn't sound so complicated, you wouldn't have to be hearing anything!
Blitzø: Grr!
Loona: Guys! Stop it! Focus on the task at hand.
Blitzø: ... You're right, Loonie.
Loona: And one more thing. Is it alright if I go with you guys, this time?
Blitzø: Absolutely not! I forbid it!
Loona: What? Why?
Blitzø: Because the mortal realm is filled with hungry perverts that will kill, cheat, and lie just to jump at a chance to fuck you senseless.
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Loona: Well, you guys saw how N/N reacted to me. He wasn't like that towards me.
Blitzø: This isn't about Y/N, anymore, Loonie! It's about our property!
Loona: Oh, so you don't care about him? Is that it?
Blitzø: Loonie, you know that that is not what I meant! N/N plays an important role in this company and if we lose this, we won't be able to be around for long!
Loona: Then, let me go with you guys so that it doesn't happen.
Blitzø: Why? How can you be so sure that things will go well?
Loona: I can blend in with the humans!
Blitzø: Wait, what?
Loona: I... can... blend... in... with the humans.
Millie: You have a human disguise?
Loona: Yeah. Don't you?
Everyone remained silent.
Loona: ... *eye twitches* So, you're telling me that you guys have been screwing around the mortal realm, hunting down our victims, without human disguises?!
Blitzø: Hey, not all of us have magic like you do, Loonie. And how did you figure this out?
Loona: When we were training with N/N, he helped me realize that I have the ability to turn into a human at will.
Blitzø: ... O-Oh. Right.
Loona: *sighs* Plus, N/N is probably up there, so maybe while I'm at it, I can help him blow off some steam.
Blitzø: Alrighty then. New plan! With her human disguise, Loonie can lure the humans away and we can kill them before anyone can realize!
Loona: ...
Blitzø: Loonie, what's wrong? You seem... off.
Loona: ... I don't know, Blitzø. I... I don't feel comfortable doing this, for some reason.
Moxxie: What? Are you kidding me? You literally told us that you can blend in, and now that everything's going good, you're backing down?!
Loona: That's not it, fatty!
Moxxie: Then, what is it, then, pussy?!
Blitzø: Moxxie!
Loona: *growls* BECAUSE I MADE A FUCKING PROMISE TO N/N!!!
Everyone stood there in fear and shock as Loona panted heavily after shouting at them.
Blitzø: ... Loonie...? What promise did you make to N/N?
Loona: ... That we wouldn't kill innocent people.
Millie: Seriously?
Blitzø: Loonie, we're not killing innocent people, okay? We're targeting the people that we're being contracted to kill.
Loona: Look, I'm afraid, okay? I'm afraid that if we take things way too far, N/N might rebel against us like he did last time. The last thing I want to do is hurt him.
Blitzø: ...
Moxxie: Loona...
Millie: ...
Blitzø: *sighs* Look, I understand how you really feel. I really do. But, if we don't do this, we'll lose more than just the parking lot. We'll lose our jobs. So, again, we're not targeting innocent people. Nobody outside of our contract is gonna get hurt. I promise.
Loona: You promise?
Blitzø: *nods*
Loona: ... A-Alright. I'll play along.
Blitzø: That's the spirit! Alright, guys. We got heads that need to be dropped. *chuckles*
