Newfound Comrade

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Agent #1: What the...? BF/N, what are you doing?

Y/N: Grr!

Agent #1: Why aren't you finishing them off? They're at your goddamn mercy! Finish them!

BF/N: Um... Yeah... No. Sorry, fellas. That's a no-go for me.

Agent #1: What?! Why?

BF/N: Well, I just found out that killing demons is a bad mojo to the natural charisma.

Agent #1: Oh, so it's bad for us to kill them, but it's not in reverse?

BF/N: Yeah. Sorry, guys.

Agent #1: Grr! I don't believe it!

BF/N: If demons exist, then this is happening. Besides, murdering demons is the angels job.

Agent #2: Well, you're an angel, aren't you? Why can't you kill them?

BF/N: Because I'm not heartless. Ugh. So many pointless questions. By the way, thanks for the money.

Agent #1: Give it back, brat! You didn't finish the job!

BF/N: Sorry, but it's in my hands, now.

Agent #2: #1, what do we do? Do you think he knows the truth?

Agent #1: Shut up!

BF/N: Wait, what? The truth? What truth?

Agent #2: U-Um, nothing! I didn't say anything!

BF/N: ...

Y/N: *shrugs*

BF/N: Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll give you the money if you tell me the truth.

Agent #2: ... Okay, fine!

Agent #1: #2, no!

Agent #2: We lied to you! We're an anti-demon society called the DHORKS and we hunt down demons. We had to tell you this because we needed your help to kill the demons and their hybrid. And after you served our purpose, we were gonna execute you along with the others. And honestly, your art sucks.

Agent #1: *facepalms* You are a complete idiot.

BF/N: ... *eye twitches*

Y/N: Oh, shit.

BF/N: ... Okay, then.

He was about to walk away, but his hand glew blue and he exploded an agent.

BF/N (Angelic): Nobody... insults... my... art!

Y/N: Phew. Remind me not to get on your bad side.

BF/N growled and charged at the agents and began to kill everyone.

Blitzø: Um, s-should we help him?

Y/N: ... Guys... I'll stay here and help BF/N. You all head back.

Loona: What? N/N?

Blitzø: Are you crazy? You can't fight them!

Y/N: I'll be fine. I'll have BF/N by my side.

Blitzø: Is he, though?

Moxxie: He did act up everything, so I think he's with us.

Y/N: I'll be sure to check that out.

Loona: Honey...

Y/N: *smiles* Loona, I'll be alright. I promise.

Loona: ... *nods* Okay. Be careful.

They then kissed and Y/N opened a portal for everyone to step through. After he closed it, he turned around to BF/N's murder spree.

Y/N (Demonic): Hey, pal! Save some for me!

BF/N turned around to see Y/N jumping in and squashed two of the agents' heads.

BF/N (Angelic): About damn time! What brings you here? *punches agent*

Y/N (Demonic): *smashes agents' heads against each other* I can't let you have all the fun. I have a beef to settle with these bitches.

BF/N (Angelic): Oh, yeah? What for? *backflips & kicks agent's head*

Y/N (Demonic): These bastards are responsible for the murder of my mom and dad. My mom was a hellhound and my dad was a human. *backhands agent's face*

BF/N (Angelic): Seriously? That's awful.

Agent #18: To be fair, the hoe deserved it.

BF/N growled angrily and squashed his head.

Y/N (Demonic): Thanks for that.

BF/N (Angelic): No problem. By the way, are you aware that your mom is... an angel? Like, literally?

Y/N: Well, yeah. ... Wait, how the hell did you know?

BF/N: ... Let's just say that your mom... gave me a refreshment course. *smiles* She's beautiful, by the way.

Y/N: Yeah, she gets that a lot. Anyway, that seems to be everyone. Let's go.

BF/N: Not yet, N/N. Um... There's something I need you to see.

Y/N: Um... Okay, then.

BF/N pressed a hidden button and a giant door open and Y/N gasped in fear as they saw a giant room of people in water tanks.

Y/N: *walks ahead* W-What's this?

BF/N: After your last excursion with the DHORKS, they devoted themselves on copying your skills and placing them into these clones. And by the way, these clones are you.

Y/N: W-What? A-Are they trying to... replace me?

BF/N: "Replace" is a strong word. More like murder you and all of the demons in Hell.

Y/N was speechless by what they were doing as he looked at the clones of himself.

BF/N: N/N? Are you okay?

Y/N felt nothing but anger and rage against the people that made the clones. He clenched his fists as hard as he could to the point they were bleeding and his eyes grew veins as he got angry.

Y/N (Demonic): I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER THEM ALL!

BF/N: Y/N! Y/N! Calm down. They already got what they deserve. Don't worry. Okay?

Y/N: ... *groans* Okay. But, we can't leave these clones around here to get released.

BF/N: Yeah. Honestly, the last thing we need is a fake Y/N running around, disgracing your reputation. Luckily... *pulls out detonator* I improvise.

He pressed the button on the detonator and the dynamite that circled around the room began to explode, along with the clones.

BF/N: There. No more government activities. Now, we can go home.

Y/N: Wait, don't you have a place to go?

BF/N: Oh! Um... No... I don't, really.

Y/N: ... R-Right.

BF/N: Um... *blushes slightly* Do you... mind if I come with you to Hell?

Y/N: What?! You wanna come with me to Hell?!

BF/N: I-I don't have a place to go. So, can I go with you?

Y/N: ... *sighs* Sure, I guess. I'll... see what I can do.

BF/N: Great! Thanks.

Y/N saluted and opened a portal back to Hell. The two hybrids stepped through the portal and have returned to I.M.P.

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