Meanwhile, with Blitzø and the others a few minutes ago, Octavia enters the big top and finds a seat. Blitzø carries Stolas in, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack, sets him down, and walks off to take position. Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, until Octavia annoyedly rips it off her father's head.
Robo-Fizzarolli: *glitching and sparking* Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!
Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as he begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵 Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!🎵
The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band🎵
Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Land!🎵
Platforms in the stage rise up in time with the music.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Land🎵Robo Fizz grabs various Imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children slam into the bleachers, while one soars behind them.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵Everybody's friendly🎵
Robo Fizz hugs Big Woobly so hard that its neck breaks a bit more than it already had been.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵And nobody is mean🎵
Robo Fizz dashes over to the two-headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.
Robo-Fizzarolli (Singing): 🎵No copyright infringement's ever seen🎵
Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing ablaze.
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