The England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited.
This can only lead to chaos
⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
Dec- Who's ready for the squad for the international break to be announced
Conor- Not me
Conor- I probably won't be in it
Trentski- Neither will I
Madders- It'll be touch and go for me
Trentski- Mase and Dec have to be involved for sure
Mase- Okay guys, I have the squad announcement up
Mase-
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Bukayo- Well, there's some shocks there
Chilly- Surprised I'm there, I've been injured quite a bit this season
Reece- Same
Azer 🧤- Congrats to Bukayo, Dec, Mase, Chilly, Reece, Phil, Jude, Marcus and Kalvin
Phil- I'm not complaining or anything but
Phil- Why the FUCK am I included, I'm still injured for goodness sake
Phil- Why not put Madders in, who actually has the use of his knee
Madders- Thanks Phil
Kalvin- Surprised I'm there as well, I've not been playing regularly at all
Jacko- Kyle's just texted me to say that there has apparently been a mix up
Kalvin- Yeah, that was the old announcement
Jacko- So Azer is there in place of Dean who is injured
Azer 🧤- Okay
Azer 🧤- Trent, can u look after my cats pls 🙏
Trentski- Yeah, no problems
Jude- Oh, u have cats Azer
Azer 🧤- Yeah, I have two
Conor- Can we see a picture of them
Azer 🧤- Hold up one sec
Azer 🧤-
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Azer 🧤- The one on the left is called Lion and the one on the right is Tiger
Rashy- They both look so adorable 🥺
Trentski- Don't be fooled
Trentski- They may look cute but they can be little horrors
Azer 🧤- Especially when staying with other people
Dec- What made you call them Lion and Tiger
Azer 🧤- Well, when me and Trentski were kids we had some imaginary cats and called two of them Lion and Tiger, and I wanted to name my cats in honour of my childhood
Madders- That is actually really sweet
Azer 🧤- Thanks 😊
----
Trentski- So how's the England Camp going???
Mase- I'm bored out of my freaking mind
Dec- I haven't slept properly for a couple of days
Conor- How come???
Dec- Sharing a room with Kyle
Dec- He snores 😴
Jacko- Yep, he tends to do that
Jacko- I think Phil could have some earplugs he takes for such occasions
Phil- I do, there in my bag, come and get them if u want Dec
Dec- COMING 🏃🏻
Phil- Room is 142
Dec- U r a lifesaver Phil
Madders- How close r we to getting into the next tournament
Jude- We just have to win our next game and then we're through
Trentski- Well, good luck, we'll all be watching at home
