Jacko- guys, it's time
Jude- oh shit
Trentski- is there even any point in me watching, I'm not gonna get picked
Tripps- actually u might, cause both me and Kyle are not totally fit at the moment
Phil- god, the suspense is killing me
Bukayo- man, they do know how to drag it out don't they
Chilly- obviously, they don't know how to do it any other way
Marcus- that is true
Mase- not long left now
Conor- and fuck, the squad is out
Dec- Azer, keepers pls
Azer 🧤- Erm, me, Jordan and Popey
Madders- the usual suspects then
Azer 🧤- yep
Kalvin- Tripps, can we have defenders pls
Tripps- yeah, hold on a sec
Tripps- me, Trent, Chilly, Reece, Luke, John, Conor Coady, Tyrone and Harry Maguire
Reece- Alright, let's go 😄
Trentski- can't believe I'm in there
Chilly- Why's Kyle not in there
Jacko- he's injured and won't be back in time to take any part in any of the games
Chilly- ah, right
Reece- Can't believe that he included 5 full backs and only 4 centre backs
Trentski- well at least Luke can also play centre back so we should be fine
Tripps- Hopefully
Dec- Jude, midfielders please
Jude- Me, Kalvin, Mase, Dec, Conor and Hendo
Dec- And finally, Jacko, forward please
Jacko- We have
Jacko- Me, Phil, Bukayo, Madders, Marcus, Harry and Callum
Jacko- Then I believe that there is still a place open due to some injury doubts
Bukayo- that's good 😊
Conor- And all of us in the chat have made the squad 🥳
Trentski- I feel sorry for Jude who has to come over all by himself
Jude- 😥
Kalvin- 🎵Lonely, he's Mr lonely🎵
Jude- Gee, thanks guys
Kalvin- how r we getting there anyways
Tripps- they'll probably send cars for us like usual
Kalvin- Cool
Phil- Hey Trent, want to come down with me
Trentski- Sure, I don't fancy being in a car by myself for four hours
Azer 🧤- Pls make sure u pack Trent
Trentski- I'll start now
Tripps- I think we'd better all start packing now
Bukayo- On it
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Azer 🧤- Trent
Azer 🧤- Have u packed yet
Trentski- Erm, lemme check
Azer 🧤- that's gonna be a no then
Trentski- Not yet
Mase- Wait, then what have u been doing for the past three hours then
Trentski- Well, I started packing then I realised that some of my clothes needed a wash so I put them in the washing machine
Trentski- Then I noticed that I had dirty plates so I ended up washing them then
Azer 🧤- please tell me you switched the washing machine ON
Trentski- SHIT
Trentski- Lemme just do that real quick
Azer 🧤- 🤦♂️
Tripps- I think that somebody needs to keep an eye on him or else at this rate he will never be done packing
Jacko- Shall I go round and make sure that he actually packs everything he needs???
Azer 🧤- YES, pls do, you'd be a lifesaver
Jacko- On my way, coming Phil
Phil- yeah sure
Jude- Trentski, u still there
Trentski- The washing machine is now on and the dishes have been cleaned
Trentski- but the kitchen is still a mess
Trentski- and I still need to pack 😩
Marcus- don't worry, Phil and Jacko r on their way to help
Trentski- oh yeah, they're here now
Trentski goes offline
Azer 🧤- honestly, if I didn't live 4 hours away I would've been round straight away
Conor- u foresaw this problem
Azer 🧤- Yep, happens every time
Dec- isn't that a bit strange
Azer 🧤- Nah not really, not for me anyway
Dec- Huh
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Phil- Well, Trent is finally packed ready for the world cup
Jacko- it's a good job we did it cause turns out I'd forgotten to pack quite a lot of stuff
Tripps- so are we all ready then
Mase- yep, think so
Madders- well see u all at the hotel then
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England Bois- A Groupchat Story
FanfictionThe England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited. This can only lead to chaos ⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
