Conor- the hotel is awfully quiet atm
Conor- especially since there are supposed to be 26 fully grown men here, most of which act like children
Madders- I'm agreeing with Connor here
Madders- where the hell is everyone
Jude- do u know how many r here atm
Mase- erm, lemme go check
Reece- I have no roommate yet
Chilly- yeah, neither do I
Mase- okay so we have 15 players here atm
Dec- where the hell r the other 11 then
Jude- nvm three more players have turned up
Conor- who???
Jude- Harry, Luke and Stonesy
Bukayo- just to check, it is Harry Maguire who u mean, right
Jude- yeah
Azer 🧤- so who r we missing then
Madders- I believe we r missing
Madders- Trent, Kalvin, Phil, Marcus, Jacko, Hendo, Conor C and Pickers
Dec- So that's most of the northerners
Tripps- I'll see what I can get out of Luke
Chilly- thanks man
Tripps- np 🙂
Reece- I mean, even the 3 who just arrived r quite late
Bukayo- why aren't the others talking in the chat???
Mase- not sure but I wish they were so they could tell us why they aren't here yet
Tripps- I'm back
Conor- what did u fond out
Tripps- Apparently they're stuck in traffic due to there being an accident
Tripps- I don't think they'll be here for some time
Tripps- Well that's what Luke says anyway
Jude- How come Luke is here then, surely the cars would go via the same route
Tripps- Think that they just missed the traffic
Azer 🧤- Ah right, lucky things
Tripps- That's what I said to Luke
Bukayo- wait, who is the person who is filling the spare space in the squad
Chilly- dunno, quite forgot about that actually
Dec- Ah, forgot to tell u guys, it's Jarrod, Raheem wasn't fit enough
Madders- Jarrod is not a bad pick
Tripps- no he's not
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Dec- Have they still not arrived yet
Bukayo- No, don't think so
Mase- But it's 11 at night
Madders- hopefully they'll be here in the morning
Jude- yeah
Chilly- they'll be absolutely knackered tho
Reece- true, maybe the gaffa will let them have the morning off tomorrow or summat
Tripps- yeah, but we need to get some sleep now
Azer 🧤- good night guys
Conor- night
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Jacko- if any of u guys r awake then we have just arrived at the hotel
Kalvin- yeah, and Hendo, Conor C and Pickers r also here
Trentski- they got here well before us tho
Marcus- c u at sometime in the morning
Phil- yeah, c u in the morning
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Chilly- good morning, have they...
Chilly- omg 😱, they have made it to the hotel
Dec- fucking finally
Conor- what time did they arrive
Azer 🧤- looks like 2 this morning if u go by the messages they sent
Reece- man, that's a long time to be stuck in a car for
Jude- meet u all down at breakfast
Mase- yeah, I'll be there in a sec
Bukayo- Same
Dec- do u know what the gaffas gonna do about them arriving so late
Tripps- Yeah, he's gonna give them the morning off to rest
Conor- that's good, they need it
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Jacko- guys, do any of u know who the guy and the girl r with the gaffa
Chilly- ur finally alive again
Jacko- yep 😄
Madders- haven't the faintest who they r Jacko
Trentski- hmm yeah, u was wondering the same thing, we thought there might have been something said at breakfast when we weren't there
Conor- nah, nothings been said yet
Bukayo- perhaps they have been waiting until u lot came down
Dec- yeah, there could be an announcement at lunch
Kalvin- possibly
Phil- if anyone finds out anything, pls or it in the chat 🙏
Marcus- will do 🫡
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England Bois- A Groupchat Story
FanfictionThe England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited. This can only lead to chaos ⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
