England Bois- A Groupchat Story

Midnight 🌙

⚠️this chapter contains spiders and very bad puns, do proceed with caution ⚠️

Reece- Erm, is anybody awake

Reece- Hello

Reece- is anybody there

Marcus- 🥱

Marcus- U do realise that it's the middle of the night, right???

Reece- yeah but there's a massive spider in my bedroom

Marcus- well get rid of it then

Reece- I would, but I can't find it

Marcus- Oh shit

Marcus- I suppose that's a good excuse for being awake at this ungodly hour

Madders- what do mean that this is an ungodly hour???

Madders- It's only 12am

Marcus- like I said, an ungodly hour

Reece- AHHHHH

Madders- U alright there buddy

Reece- ITS ON ME

Marcus- I don't think that he is alright

Reece- GET IT OFF

Marcus- Just stick it out of the window

Madders- yeah, it's not gonna do u any harm

Madders- it's not the spiders in Australia

Reece- NOT HELPING

Marcus- I think we've given plenty of help

Bukayo- 🥱Why's everyone up at this time

Madders- Reece has a bit of a spider problem atm

Reece- OMG THERES ANOTHER ONE

Marcus- get rid of them ffs

Reece- it's on my face

Reece- HELPPPP

Reece- I AM GOING TO DIE

Madders- Don't be over dramatic 🙄

Reece- This is really not helpful

Bukayo- We're not here to be helpful

Marcus- We're here to make fun of u for things like this

Reece- What wonderful friends u lot r

Madders- Awww 🥺, thank u so much 💖

Reece- I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

Bukayo- No need to shout

Phil- Could u guys maybe like not text in the chat, some of us r trying to sleep

Trentski- yeah and some of us have training in the morning

Phil- I thought u were asleep

Trentski- Nah I've been awake since the first couple of messages

Phil- wanna watch Spiderman again

Reece- AHHH, NOT MORE SPIDERS

Phil- 🤣🤣🤣

Madders- Hey, I was gonna buy an exotic spider from the pet shop the other day, then I realised I could get one cheaper on the Web

Reece- Pls no 🥺

Marcus- I saw a spider on my computer earlier, don't worry it's under Crtl

Bukayo- I asked a friend what spiders eat. He didn't know so he told me to go and check on the Web

Reece- I thought we were friends Bukayo 😔 

Trentski- I know a spider who works in IT. He's a Web designer 

Phil- I have a lot of spiders in my home, it's a no fly zone

Reece- WHY!!!!!

Reece- You've all betrayed me

Madders- they were all so bad, its funny 😂

Marcus- ikr 🤣

Reece- Just so u guys know, the spiders r gone now 

Trentski- Nice, I a-spider to be like u

Phil- 🤦‍♂️🤣

Luke- I understand now why Keiran was in despair

Tripps- Can you guys please all go to bed

Luke- Keiran, I'm going to kill u for adding me to the chat 🔪

Tripps- 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Bukayo- Well goodnight guys

Marcus- Night

Reece- Oh god, there's another spider

Phil- not again 😑