Jacko- Hey Trentski
Trentski- Yeah
Jacko- Want to watch the match round at my house
Jacko- I need some company
Trentski- Sure
Trentski- I have nothing better to do
Jacko- Brilliant, I'll get snacks
Mase- Have fun with that
Trentski- I will
Kalvin- I'm resigned to sitting in the bench all game
Reece- Yay, bench buddies 🤜
Kalvin- Bench buddies 🤛
Trentski- And these r the times when I don't mind not being in the squad
Jacko- Same
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Conor- Well it's just 4 of us online atm
Madders- Yep, game starts in 5min
Conor- Trent, Jack, r u ready to watch
Jacko- Yup, got all the snacks ready
Trentski- all ready to go
Madders- Watchu think of the team
Jacko- It's alright I suppose
Conor- Shame that Mase ain't playing
Trentski- ik he's been one of the best players
Madders- Anyway, should be a good game
Conor- yeah, Portugal should be a tough test
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Trentski- FUCK THE REF
Jacko- THAT WAS DEFO A PEN
Trentski- WHAT A JOKE
Conor- NOT EVEN A CARD
Madders- THIS IS A SHAMBLES FROM THE REF
Trentski- THEY CLEARLY DONT WANT US TO WIN 😡
Jacko- How was that not a penalty
Madders- Haven't the faintest
Madders- The defender clearly took out Marcus's legs
Conor- Hang on guys
Conor- It's going to var
Trentski- their decisions can be worse than the refs sometimes
Madders- Trent ain't wrong there
Jacko- 😱
Jacko- Can't believe they actually gave it
Trentski- GOAL!!!!!!!!
Conor- Thank fucking finally
Madders- Cracking pen from Marcus
Jacko- 1-0 to England
Trentski- Jack, the popcorn went everywhere
Jacko- Oh shit
Jacko- I'll be finding it in my sofa for weeks now
Trentski- Well it's your fault for getting it
Conor- Oo, popcorn, can I have some pls
Jacko- 🍿🍿🍿
Jacko- There u go
Conor- Thanks
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Madders- 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Madders- Wtf were we just doing
Trentski- I haven't the faintest
Conor- we worked hard to get a goal then we go and almost conceded
Jacko- absolute madness
Trentski- honestly it's like the grass is an ice rink atm
Trentski- people r slipping all over the place
Madders- so strange
Jacko- Trent, can u get some ice cream out pls
Jacko- I need to cool down after this madness
Trentski- ugh fine
Conor- u now made me want some
Trentski- sorry mate 😔
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Conor- oh thank god the game is over
Madders- I couldn't stand watching much more of that
Trentski- horror show
Jacko- thankfully we managed to scrape the win
Madders- can't blame the guys too much tho
Conor- yeah, the ref was diabolical
Kalvin- hey guys
Bukayo- Holy crap, how many messages r there
Trentski- erm, a lot
Chilly- that ref was shocking
Reece- Agreed
Jacko- good pen Marcus
Marcus- thanks Jack, it was only just given
Conor- when r u guys coming back
Jude- in two days I think
Azer 🧤- trent, how r the cats
Trentski- Good as gold
Azer 🧤- 👍
Jacko- see u guys when u get back
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England Bois- A Groupchat Story
FanfictionThe England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited. This can only lead to chaos ⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
