Trentski- Arlo wants to know which one of you fucking morons stole his underwear
Tripps- Arlo's with u
Trentski- yep
Trentski- and he wants to know who stole his underwear
Kalvin- Phil???
Phil- Erm, don't u fucking blame me
Phil- I don't fucking know where they are
Marcus- Yeah, erm which one of u fucking morons has stolen all my socks
Dec- And I'm missing my shorts over here
Azer 🧤- Same with me and t-shirts
Azer 🧤- Trentski, can I borrow some of urs
Trentski- Yeah, just come to my room
Jacko- Okay, this is getting ridiculous now, I'm missing my fucking shoes
Jude- Just checking that u all have ur correct suitcases right???
Marcus- Yep, im just missing some of my stuff from it
Trentski- Oh, u guys really are fucking morons 🙄
Phil- Oh my god, is that what I think it is
Trentski- u looking towards the pool
Phil- Yep
Trentski- then I think it is
Madders- what is it
Jude- yeah, u need to tell us
Phil- Some big brain decided to build a person using our clothes
Trentski- Well, there's quite a few people built
Kalvin- Looking at the Chelsea boys rn 👀
Azer 🧤- yeah, they have been suspiciously quiet recently
Mase- Erm, no we've not
Bukayo- Dude, that was literally the most sus way of replying
Dec- Yep u sounded so sus
Phil- It was probably Mase who pinched Dec's shorts
Marcus- Tbf, he probably didn't need ot pinch them, he was probably wearing them
Madders- Also have u realised that none of the Chelsea boys have had their things pinched
Conor- Dammit guys, I told u that I should've pretend that I had summat nicked
Chilly- Ffs Conor, u just gave us away
Reece- Tbf tho, Mase already kinda gave us away earlier, Conor just confirmed it
Jacko- now that we've confirmed that the Chelsea boys have indeed taken
Chilly- *borrowed
Jacko- Borrowed our stuff, can we have it back pls
Trentski- Hold on, I wanna know what they were doing with it
Phil- and why they have built people
Reece- erm, we were having a race to see who could build the fastest person
Tripps- 🤦♂️ I give up with u guys at this point
Tripps- ur just a bunch of children
Jude- Yep, we r children
Kalvin- right, who wants to have a pool party
Dec- coming right down 🏃🏻
Tripps- just please do not spam the chat if you get drunk
Marcus- I'm afraid no promises can be made
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England Bois- A Groupchat Story
FanfictionThe England squad are in one chat, well the England squad plus any other players that get invited. This can only lead to chaos ⚠️BTW this book is not set in any particular season nor does it follow any sort of timeline⚠️
