THE END OF MAREACH (MARIO X PEACH)

Duck, Duck, Pageant (Part 2)

A/N: The tea is boiling >:D

The world had ended. Explosions went off, fire rained down from the sky, and lightning struck twice in the same place.

At least in Mario's mind.

"How am I supposed to pick between Peach and Rosalina?! PEACH AND ROSALINA!!!!!"

"Dang, Mario, how you gonna sort out this one?" Toad seemed to be less depressed now that this dramatic plot twist had occurred, and he started nudging Mario.

"Psshh, shut up...when have you ever been in a relationship?" Mario fired back.

Toad immediately shut up and sat straight up in his chair.

**5 minutes later**

Daisy had decided that the finals would be judging differently from all the other rounds. Both Peach and Rosalina would come out at the same time, and Mario would be able to do a side-by-side comparison so he could pick his b****.

Peach marched out of the contestant booth down the walkway, while Rosalina, well....glided.

"Well? Which one do you pick?" Daisy inquired.

Mario began perspiring. Peach was cute, but she was also dumb. Rosalina was gorgeous, but he knew nothing about her. 

Who cares? They were both GILF.

"I......I....I ch-chos-choose.....Ro-no, Pea-no, Rosapeacha...NO....I choose.....BOTH OF YOU"

"Huh???" Peach, Rosalina, Toad, and Daisy all looked confused.

"I can't decide which one of you I will choose, so I will do a.....trial, sort of. I'll test you. Things like your smarts, your physical ability, and...." Mario paused for a second, looking cross eyed and giddy. "...looks."

Rosalina looked both disappointed and determined, but Peach was having none of it.

"You're joking. I'm not going to do any of that. I'm out of here." She started to stalk off, but Mario, thinking quickly, said, "I'll tell Bowser you were modeling for me and that you lied to him for me."

"He wouldn't believe you," Peach said, but she had stopped, and sounded unsure.

"Oh, if it concerned you, Peaches, he would. He did compose a whole song about you, after all."

He then began to sing. Off-key. "Peach, you're so cool, and with my star, we're gonna rule. Peach, understand, I'm gonna love you 'til the very end..."

"OK, OK, OK, fine! Stop singing! I'll do it, I'll do it!" exclaimed Peach, just as Mario was getting to the chorus. "Peaches, Peaches, Peach- oh, okay. Come to my house in the Mushroom Kingdom at 10:00AM tomorrow morning for your first test!"

"What's the Mushroom Kin-" Rosalina started to say, but she was cut off by Peach, who exclaimed, "Great, see you then!"

**The next day**

Peach showed up at Mario's house at exactly 10:00AM, and was annoyed when she learned that Rosalina was not already there. She started grumbling about nuisances and the incompetence of those who are always late.

10:30.

11:00.

At 12:30, Mario was ready to just end the competition and name Peach the winner of the contest, but when he was about to say something the door gently swung open and Rosalina glided inside.

"I'm very sorry, but I did not know where the Mushroom Kingdom was. I had a hard time locating it."

"So you got here at 12:20 or something?" Mario asked, a bit annoyed, but filled with bliss when he looked at Rosalina.

"No, I got here at 10:30. This kingdom is extremely large, and I didn't know which house was yours. Besides, I only come down here once every 100 years." Mario didn't hear this, but became annoyed when he heard how early she had gotten to the MK.

"Anyways, today is....the physical test!"

Peach looked confident, but Rosalina looked disturbed. "Physical?" She asked. "I don't exercise. There is no need to exercise in space."

"We-e-ell, you just won't do well, toad" Peach quipped savagely.

"Toad?" Rosalina echoed, looking offended and a bit angry.

"Oh, sorry...you see, this is my kingdom, and toads are the only species that live here. So, I get used to calling everyone toads." Peach explained cheerfully.

"Oh...okay. I understand. I live with my Lumas. They are my only family."

"Yeah, okay, cool." Peach said, rolling her overlarge eyes.

**10 minutes later**

"Seriously, we're just doing the obstacle course again? I thought you knew I already beat this. Several times." Peach snapped.

"Oh, I know," Mario said. "It's more for Rosalina than it is for you."

"Excuse me? This is my course! I could have the guards carry you out of my palace right now!"

But she didn't.

"OK, Peach, you'll go first." Mario ordered.

"Easy. Piece of cake." Peach said in an annoyingly smug tone.

"Like I said, easy." Peach gloated.

"Yeah....awesome...." Mario drooled. Finally, he came back to his senses. "Rosalina, your turn."

"Okay. Wish me luck on a star!"

This is how Rosalina did:

Rosalina appeared beside Peach looking dejected. "Well, I did say I didn't exercise."

Mario sighed. It was going to be a longgggggggggg day.