It had been one week. Peach and Rosalina had each won 3 challenges. The last challenge was happening in 2 minutes. The intelligence test.
Mario knew Peach was stupid. She couldn't possibly win the challenge. Heck, she thought 2 + 2 equaled fish! He didn't know about Rosalina yet , but to make things a little bit more fair for Peach, he gave Peach simple kindergarten addition to do while Rosalina had complicated university level math.
"And, let the challenge begin..." Peach and Rosalina raised their pencils. "Now!"
Rosalina looked at her paper, looked confused, then relieved. Relieved? Even Mario himself couldn't do that kind of math!
Peach, on the other hand, was just plain stuck. She looked at the paper, her overlarge eyes widened to the size of saucers, and she looked around the room as if the answer was on the walls. Her lips were slightly parted, giving her the appearance of a fish out of its bowl.
"Done!" Rosalina yelled, slapping her pencil on the desk. She look giddy with triumph.
"Done?" Mario, Daisy, Peach, and Professor E. Gadd, who had been invited to correct the papers, all exclaimed. They were flabberasted.
The professor ran over to check her paper, and his jaw dropped onto the floor. He was bombastically bombasted. "I-it's all correct....holy sh-"
"WHAT?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I-I'M SMARTER THAN HER! I SWEAR THAT I AM!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
Peach began throwing a huge temper tantrum. Again.
"Dang, that girl knows how to cry" Daisy chuckled.
She turned to Rosalina. "I guess that means you won! And the grand prix is...Mario!"
Rosalina's smile faltered. "I beg your pardon?"
"The whole point of this pageant was to find a partner for me- forever." Mario said, looking and sounding a bit foolish.
"Oh. Oh...no. No no no no no. No, I'm so sorry, but I simply cannot be your partner." Rosalina looked both disappointed and apologetic.
"Draaaaaaaama" Daisy chuckled. Again.
"What do you mean, no? Why not? Is it because I'm too short for you? Or because I have a few extra pounds?" Mario asked, offended and angry.
"Oh, no no no no no. It's because...I live in space. I only come down here once every hundred years, and I have extended my stay because of this. I simply cannot commute. My Luma's need me."
"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I WASTED MY WHOLE WEEK ON YOU ONLY FOR YOU TO TELL ME THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN BE MY PARTNER?!?!" Mario screamed.
"Yes, I suppose so," Rosalina muttered, looking confused.
"Draaaaaaaaaama" Daisy chuckled. Again again.
Mario started turning red. He perspired. His hands curled into fists. "Uh-oh," Daisy muttered and grabbed the Professor's and Rosalina's hands. She ran out of the room, dragging them behind her. The door slammed.
Mario threw himself on the ground near Peach and started having a temper tantrum. Again. He screamed. He cried. He kicked. He punched. "WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE WOMEN EXCEPT ME?!?!1?!1" He yelled.
Just then, Bowser appeared out of thin air, having being summoned due to Peach's obnoxious crying.
"Peaches? What's wrong, honeybunny?" He then noticed Mario on the floor almost right beside Peach, and lost it completely.
"THIS IS THE THIRD F****** TIME I TOLD YOU TO STAY THE F*** AWAY FROM PEACH! YOU F****** MIDGET! PIECE OF S***!" He ran over the Mario and started mercilessly beating him up.
"MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-" Mario screamed like a little boy.
"Draaaaaaaaaama" Daisy chuckled from behind the door. Again again again.
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THE END OF MAREACH (MARIO X PEACH)
Fiksi PenggemarMario and Peach have broken up. For good? Who knows? Whatever. He could care less. He has too many b****** falling all over him. Well, that's what he thinks.
