|| GOOD MORNING, BELOVED! ||
- song -
You did not want to come to some rackety, old, boring, snowing, cold, shabby, stupid-ass fucking town for your summer break. Be honest, who would?
Maybe you'll change your mind later on, but right now, this has got to be the stupidest shit you've ever gone through, and that's something, especially when it comes from you.
|| YOUR CHARACTER CARD. ||
Name: [Y/N] Niaki
Age: 16
Pronouns: They/Them
Sexuality: Pansexual, general attraction to anyone regardless of gender. || asexual, no sexual attraction to anyone at all.
Height: 5'11
Personality: Blunt, tired, easily irritated, quiet, occasionally playful, rarely flirtatious.
Current Thoughts: 'Even if I only have to be in this boring and cold place that can barely be called a town for two months, there's nothing anyone or anything here that can convince me to stay the moment I get the chance to leave.'
MAIN CAST
ROMEOS:
Kyle Brovloski
Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak
Clyde Donovan
Tolkien Black
Kenny Mccormick
Stan Marsh
Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Jimmy Valmer
Scott Malkinson
Pip Pirrup
Damien Thorn
Dovahkkiin, "Douchebag, The New Kid"
JULIETS:
Wendy Testaburger
Heidi Turner
Bebe Stevens
Red McArthur
Nichole Daniels
Annie Knitts
|| WARNINGS AND TWS ||
Welcome to South Park, my beloved! This story is going to contain mentions of:
LOTS OF SWEARING
GORE AND BLOOD
SUICIDE
SELF HARM
MENTIONS OF POVERTY
ALCOHOL
MAJOR CRIMES
MENTIONS OF SEXUAL ACTIVITIES
AGED UP CHARACTERS (YOU ARE STILL MINORS)
BULLYING (ONLINE AND IRL)
HARRASSMENT (ONLINE AND IRL)
VIOLENCE
DARK JOKES N SHIT
CARTMAN PULLING CARTMAN-TYPE SHIT
AND OTHER SHIT YOU'D EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK.
CONTINUE WITH CAUTION.
|| SECRETS FROM THE AUTHOR ||
Hey there []! This book has no outline so far and I'm honestly throwing bullshit that I make up at three in the morning at this right now. There's going to be really slow updates. Enough about that, time for some secrets!!
1. Yep, instead of the overused 'I just moved here, yadda yadda' scenario, you actually only came here for summer vacation!
2. You were forced to get out of your house by your parents and set up this whole trip without telling you until a week before departing.
3. Your parents also didn't have half the mind to tell you that you'd be living alone for two fucking months. (some parents, am i right?)
4. Luckily, they did already have your stuff packed and had the house rented out and everything else. You're a freeloader! Yay!
5. Oh yeah, also you're rich. Just because. Use that black card, spend all your money, ain't nobody there to stop you!!
6. Nobody in South Park knows of your soon-to-be arrival.
7. There is no school, because, you know, summer vacation. This means more free time to (get roped into some crazy and immoral shit) laze around.
8. Cartman's going to be a little shit about your pronouns, but he's going to be forced to use them since he has zero fucking clue what your gender is.
9. Speaking of fatass, he's not a love interest mainly because I can't write asshole characters suddenly falling in love. I just can't. Makes me want to evaporate.
10. You will get to at least befriend him though. Yay..?
|| SWEET DREAMS, DARLING. ||
YOU ARE READING
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