" VACATION. " || a south park x reader || disc.

...I WILL SQUEEZE THEM INTO YOUR EYES. || VI

|| GOOD MORNING, BELOVED! ||

       "Shut the fuck up you whore! Gawd, you fuckin' girls are good-for-nothing sluts with a peanut for a brain!" Cartman yelled at the group of annoyed girls. You were standing on the outskirts of the two groups, awkwardly watching them have a verbal fight.

"You don't get to talk fatass! All you can think about is fuckin' McDonald's!" Bebe yelled back, and Wendy scoffed before adding on.

"I'm pretty sure they made a game after you, it's called 'Pop the Pig.'"

"SHUDDUP! At least I don't have an on-and-off relationship with Stan of all people!"

Oh.

Oh.

That's why Wendy was so irked when Bebe mentioned Stan. Stan froze up from Cartman's comment before glaring at him coldly.

"What the hell dude, not cool." Stan hissed, narrowing his eyes at Cartman.

"That's not important," Cartman waved him off, which only caused Stan to glare at him harder.

"God, let's just get out of here," Kyle said, putting a hand on Stan's shoulder, and it relaxed slightly.

"NO! You Jews are all pussies, they want a fight, then they're gonna get a fight-" Cartman was promptly cut off when you finally walked back over to Wendy and placed a hand on her arm, and stared at him.

"Let's just... not," You said, your voice kind of unsure. There wasn't anything else you could really think to do at the moment. Wendy looked up at you, slightly surprised before slightly relaxing and releasing a long breath she didn't even realize she was holding.

"Fuck you, Cartman!" She promptly exclaimed before linking your arms together and leading you away as the other two girls glared at the boys, Red flipping them off, and Bebe huffing.

You didn't expect her to just grab your arm like that, but you didn't mind. You could hear Cartman swearing and cursing before Kyle hit the back of his head, and then those two got into their own quarrel. Kenny was just laughing while Stan stared holes into the back of your head. You didn't know if he was pissed off, confused, jealous, or even all three. You just held your breath and hoped he didn't try to pull a fast one on you.

How did it turn into this, you ask? Well... You were just shopping and the girls kind of split up for a bit to go to different stores with a promise to meet back up in an hour. You were about five minutes early, already finding everything you needed and wanted while waiting for the other girls. Then, that's when 'Team Stan' appeared, or just Stan and Kyle. You chatted a bit, then the other two boys came out and joined in. They offer for you to join them and you turned them down, not willing to ditch the girls. Then, Cartman started whining about the 'bitchy females' and that's when the girls came back, overhearing what he was saying.

Thus, fighting. Tiring, really.

"Why don't we go do something to... get our minds off of... that?" You offered, and the girls looked at one another and smiled, giggling.

You immediately began to regret your offer, after all, who knows what they're on about...

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