UP FOR SOME MISCHIEVOUS SHENANIGANS WITH ME? || IV.V (4.5)

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|| GOOD MORNING, BELOVED! ||

        Rolling over to your buzzing phone, you gruffed when you saw hundreds of messages. Literally. Yesterday was so tiring already! You opened the message apps to see that you were added to a.. group chat..? Two, infact. You just shrugged and opened the first one.

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bus stop losers

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CARTMANBRAH : 12:03 am

╰┈➤ ❝ SHUT UP KAHL ❞

KYLEY-B : 12:03 am

╰┈➤ ❝ Why don't YOU shut up, Cartman?! Also, that's not how you spell my fucking name, fatass! ❞

CARTMANBRAH : 12:04 am

╰┈➤ ❝ AAA WHATEVAH SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN JEW ❞

KYLEY-B : 12:04 am

╰┈➤ ❝ You're such a bitch. I'm going to sleep now. ❞

CARTMANBRAH : 12:04 am

╰┈➤ ❝ YEAH RUN AWAY YOU STUPID PUSSY ASS JEW ❞ - read by KYLEY-B

CARTMANBRAH : 12:05 am

╰┈➤ ❝ DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ YOU STUPID BITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... tap to see more- read by KYLEY-B

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The New-er Kid

what the hell happened here ⊲

CARTMANBRAH : 9:57 am

╰┈➤ ❝ YOU!! URELY YOULL AGREE WITH ME ON THIS ❞

The New-er Kid

oh god ⊲

CARTMANBRAH : 9:58 am

╰┈➤ ❝ MITSKI'S MUSIC IS DOGWATER ❞

The New-er Kid

wtf is wrong w u ⊲

mitski solos ur country music lookin' ass ⊲

kys❤ ⊲

CARTMANBRAH : 9:59 am

╰┈➤ ❝ WTF TRAITOR ❞

The New-er Kid

the moment you made fun of mitski is the moment you should die ⊲

betraying you is only my duty bc mitski solos ⊲

eat my ass if u don't like it ⊲

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RAT : 10:00 am

╰┈➤ ❝ ok when n where ❞

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