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Angels. Angels brought Dean back from Hell, specifically an angel called Castiel, as Dean broke a seal which was keeping Lucifer in his cage. Lillian didn't understand most of it, as she was still coming to terms with Angels existing, never mind Lilith trying to break 66 seals to break the devil out of his cage and start the apocalypse.
"What do you mean, Dean was scared of teenagers? And snakes?" Lillian asked Sam, after he called her to explain Dean's sudden scared-ness.
"He walked in a different direction away from the group of teens. They weren't even that scary looking. And the dead guy's neighbour had a bunch of lizards, and Dean was terrified." Sam answered.
"That could just be a valid fear of snakes, and teenagers." Lillian told her brother.
"Oh, and he went the speed limit. And the EMF spiked when it pointed at him!" Sam exclaimed, this made Lillian move the phone away from her ear and when she put it back, she asked, "Have you asked Bobby?"
"Yes, he's looking, but sometimes, you're quicker." Sam answered.
Lillian put her phone on her shoulder and used her head to hold it there as she took out a bottle of water from Bobby's fridge and say, "Well, luckily I don't have to do any research because it sounds like ghost sickness. You get anxious. Then scared. Then really fucking scared. Then you die of something that looks like a heart attack from the outside."
"But we haven't seen a ghost in weeks?" Sam told his younger sister.
"Well..." Lillian said as she put the phone on speaker and placed it on the table, she then grabbed a book and opened it to the page of ghost sickness, "It says here that you don't catch it from a ghost, or you don't have to. Once a ghost has infected one person, they can infect more people. Like the flu. This Frank guy was probably patient zero."
"Why am I not infected?" Sam asked.
"All those guys were arseholes, right? I mean, I love Dean, he's my brother, but I would have beat him up in school for being a dick. I probably shouldn't go anywhere near this case, just in-case it can infact women who are dicks. And to answer your next question, you gank the ghost that started this. Bobby'll probably come down to help, cause Dean's gonna be too scared to do anything." Lillian answered.
"I don't think it can infect women, and you're not a dick." Sam told his sister.
"Well... I am. But I admit it." Lillian said.
"Well, I'm back at the motel now, and I've gotta explain all this to Dean. Talk to you soon, Lily." Sam said, he then hung up.
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"So, Dean's got ghost sickness? Because he's a dick." Bobby asked.
Lillian laughed and nodded her head and said, "They're probably gonna need help, so you should prepare yourself to fight a ghost."
"You're not gonna go?" Bobby asked.
Lillian shook her head and answered with, "It's targeting dicks. I might get it. Also, I don't wanna deal with a terrified Dean. Regular Dean is bad enough, but a Dean that's scared of his own shadow, I might kill him myself."
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A/N Shorter chapter, the next one will be longer, I swear.
