(mama, this is my new book, its going to have short stories and some arcs, so beware for that)
me: WELCOME to a book
Me; YOU MAY BE ASKING "what is this book about?"
me: about something!
the screen cuts to flamingo walking down the street with a bag of bread
flamingo: ooooh, mama. ooooo. mama!
flamingo makes it to his destination and sits down in a cardboard box
polarcub: did you get the bread?
Flamingo: yes
Laughability: YESSSSSS
Jayingee: GIVE IT TO ME!
Flamingo: WAIT!
flamingo pulls the bread away from jake so he doesnt take it all
temprist; MAN WHY DO WE GOTTA BE POOR
Polarcub: cuz ALBERT sold out house for a banjo and dropped it on the street so we cant even get our money back
kaden: guys, its only been 3 days, ive already gotten used to the rats
Temprist: how many slices do we get each
Flamingo: one for everyone
Jake:...atleast its something :(
flamingo gives one slice of bread to everyone
Flamingo: there!
flamingo proceeds to swallow all the remaining bread in the bag
all: ...
flamingo looks up at a billboard
Polarcub: ALBERT!!!
Kaden: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Temprist: i dont like bread
Laughability: how tf did he swallow all that bread at once?
jake: funi
Flamingo: guys look!
Polarcub: what. im annoyed
they look at the billboard
it says "IF YOU WRAP ABOUT ME TALKING SMACK, YOU WIN 1,000,000 DOLLARS!"
Kaden: ooooooooooh
Flamingo: if we wrap about him talking smack, we can win 1 million dollars!
Temprist: its "rap" not "wrap"
Laughability: how would you know???
Temprist: cause i know MATH laugh!
Laughability: well atleast i finished 5th GRADE temp!
Polarcub: wait...WHERE ARE WE EVEN MEANT TO GO?
the group is in a warehouse where they needed to go
Temprist: its so dark in here...
Laughability: no shit temp we cant see anything
lights start to turn on
a big ass stage is infront the stage
airpods203040: YOU MUST WRAP
flamingo: wait...
airpods203040: AND SAY HOW HE SMACK
Kaden: AIRPODS!!!
airpods203040: IM BACK
flamingo: my boi
YOU ARE READING
House Of The Idiots
HumorWhen the group gets their home back after albert sold their old house for a banjo, the group has to find a way to live together in these stupid, wacky situations.
