(yall this is prob the last time im going to update the book so hopefully this last chapter is good for yall)
*ak 47 noises*
Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kaden: AH STOP JAKE!
Jake: why
Dani: why are you shooting an ak 47 in here!
Jake: i thought it would help :(
Kaden: you couldve killed us
Jake: nuh uh
laugh walks in the room
Laugh: who shot a hole into my room?
Dani: jake did it
Laugh: bru
Jake: wait why were you guys in alberts room?
Kaden: because the crazy stalker guy kidnapped him!
Laugh: so?
Dani: what if he gets killed?
Jake: so?
Kaden: jake, hes your best friend
Jake: NOOOOOO ALBERT!
jake jumps out the window and runs towards the forest
Laugh: hes gonna die
Dani: did he forget he and albert were friends or smth?
Kaden: lets just go get them both...
Laugh: welp looks like im going back to my r-
Dani: youre coming with us
Laugh: whyyyyy
Dani: because if we need bait we can use you
Laugh: but i dont wanna gooooo
dani drags laugh down the stairs and outside while kaden follows
Kaden: how are we gonna find them in this forest?
Dani: split up
the group splits up in the big scary forest
dani: ALBERT! are you there????
Laugh: i remember when i found a corpse and buried it here...good times
Kaden: i hope albert isnt dead
gunshots are heard and a scream
alberts scream
the 3 of them run towards the noises
Dani: JAKE!
jake is on the floor bleeding from a wound
Kaden: oh my god! are you ok
Jake: no...i got shot stupid
Laugh: so uh do we dispose of the body or-
Dani: this isnt funny, jake could die
footsteps are heard approaching from the forest
the figure has albert tied up
Kaden: who are you!
Albert: HELPP!!!!
Jake: wait a second...SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY
Kaden,dani, and laugh,: who?
Jake: u guys dont know sammy?
Kaden: no
Jake: its a big ass strawberry that wants you to eat healthy
Kaden: then why would he kidnap albert
Laugh: kaden take one look at albert, he isnt eating healthy
Albert: HELP MEEEEE PLEASEEE
sammy drops albert and starts running and the other
Kaden: so uhh, do we run
Dani: YES
kaden pick up jake and they starts running
Jake: GO FASTER!
Kaden: BUT YOURE SO HEAVY!
dani grabs a tree branch and throws it at sammy
it does absolutely nothing
Laugh: THATS NEVER GOING TO DO ANYTHING
they make it to a road and sammy is still running towards them
dani grabs another stick and throws it at sammys eyes
sammy is in pain and falls onto the road
VRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
a car hits sammy and splits him in half
Laugh: hey maybe it did work!
Kaden: wait who ran him over?
the man in the car steps out...
its denis daily!
Dani: DENIS!!!
Denis: ay whatsup guys...also did i run over your friend or smth...
Kaden: nope, he was an evil strawberry that wanted to kill albert
Denis: oh.
Dani: what are we going to do with his body...
Laugh: i may not have a brain, but ive got an idea...
they are at a charity and donate sammys remains
Kaden: it feels so good to donate to charity
Denis: yeah
Laugh: im so good at ideas
Dani: i feel like we are forgetting something
Laugh: NAH, lets go home
Dani: ok
Denis: can i live with you
Kaden: yes
Denis: cool
the group walks home...
albert is sleeping in the forest and wakes up to 6 wolfs infront of him
Flamingo: are you going to kill me- AHHHHHHHHH
the end :)
that was a happy ending fs, but im losing intrest in wattpad and i dont think im going to be updating this book any longer
anyways
albert isnt dead
and goodbye
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HumorWhen the group gets their home back after albert sold their old house for a banjo, the group has to find a way to live together in these stupid, wacky situations.