ARE YOU EATING HEALTHY?-Part 2

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(yall this is prob the last time im going to update the book so  hopefully this last chapter is good for yall)

*ak 47 noises*

Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kaden: AH STOP JAKE!

Jake: why

Dani: why are you shooting an ak 47 in here!

Jake: i thought it would help :(

Kaden: you couldve killed us

Jake: nuh uh

laugh walks in the room

Laugh: who shot a hole into my room?

Dani: jake did it

Laugh: bru

Jake: wait why were you guys in alberts room?

Kaden: because the crazy stalker guy kidnapped him!

Laugh: so?

Dani: what if he gets killed?

Jake: so?

Kaden: jake, hes your best friend

Jake: NOOOOOO ALBERT!

jake jumps out the window and runs towards the forest

Laugh: hes gonna die

Dani: did he forget he and albert were friends or smth?

Kaden: lets just go get them both...

Laugh: welp looks like im going back to my r-

Dani: youre coming with us

Laugh: whyyyyy

Dani: because if we need bait we can use you

Laugh: but i dont wanna gooooo

dani drags laugh down the stairs and outside while kaden follows

Kaden: how are we gonna find them in this forest?

Dani: split up

the group splits up in the big scary forest

dani: ALBERT! are you there????

Laugh: i remember when i found a corpse and buried it here...good times

Kaden: i hope albert isnt dead

gunshots are heard and a scream

alberts scream

the 3 of them run towards the noises

Dani: JAKE!

jake is on the floor bleeding from a wound

Kaden: oh my god! are you ok

Jake: no...i got shot stupid

Laugh: so uh do we dispose of the body or-

Dani: this isnt funny, jake could die

footsteps are heard approaching from the forest

the figure has albert tied up 

Kaden: who are you!

Albert: HELPP!!!!

Jake: wait a second...SAMMY THE STRAWBERRY

Kaden,dani, and laugh,: who?

Jake: u guys dont know sammy?

Kaden: no

Jake: its a big ass strawberry that wants you to eat healthy

Kaden: then why would he kidnap albert

Laugh: kaden take one look at albert, he isnt eating healthy

Albert: HELP MEEEEE PLEASEEE

sammy drops albert and starts running and the other

Kaden: so uhh, do we run

Dani: YES

kaden pick up jake and they starts running

Jake: GO FASTER!

Kaden: BUT YOURE SO HEAVY!

dani grabs a tree branch and throws it at sammy

it does absolutely nothing

Laugh: THATS NEVER GOING TO DO ANYTHING

they make it to a road and sammy is still running towards them

dani grabs another stick and throws it at sammys eyes

sammy is in pain and falls onto the road

VRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

a car hits sammy and splits him in half

Laugh: hey maybe it did work!

Kaden: wait who ran him over?

the man in the car steps out...

its denis daily!

Dani: DENIS!!!

Denis: ay whatsup guys...also did i run over your friend or smth...

Kaden: nope, he was an evil strawberry that wanted to kill albert

Denis: oh.

Dani: what are we going to do with his body...

Laugh: i may not have a brain, but ive got an idea...

they are at a charity and donate sammys remains

Kaden: it feels so good to donate to charity

Denis: yeah

Laugh: im so good at ideas

Dani: i feel like we are forgetting something

Laugh: NAH, lets go home

Dani: ok

Denis: can i live with you

Kaden: yes

Denis: cool

the group walks home...


albert is sleeping in the forest and wakes up to 6 wolfs infront of him

Flamingo: are you going to kill me- AHHHHHHHHH

the end :)

that was a happy ending fs, but im losing intrest in wattpad and i dont think im going to be updating this book any longer

anyways

albert isnt dead

and goodbye

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 31, 2023 ⏰

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