( quick things before this chapter starts, first of all these few chapters are just going to be stupid stories my brain can think of, so a couple of chapters in im going to introduce a villain into the book (its between sammy the strawberry and demon rat ;) ) and finally i forgot to add denis to the cast so stay tuned for him later on in the book)
1 day after the last chapter
flamingo is in his room sleeping
???: albert!!!
flamingo doesnt wake up
???: ALBERT!
albert wakes up
Flamingo: AH, WHAT?!?
Polarcub opens his door
Polarcub: dude, were all going to watch that horror movie remember?
Flamingo: oh YEAH!
albert rushes past polarcub and starts running down the stairs
THUMP THUMP THUMP
Laughability:...what is that?
Jayingee: ITS HIM, THE BEAST HAS AWAKENED RUN!
jayingee runs to the kitchen to avoid the beast
Flaming lunges at the couch with temprist and laugh on it
Flamingo (in slow motion): W E E E E E E E ! ! !
albert lands on temprist and laugh crushing them
Kaden: WOAH!!!
Polarcub: oh my god albert..
Laughability: get off...
Temprist: im having a little ouchy moment
flamingo sits straight in a comfortable position
Flamingo: WHAT MOVIE WE WATCHING!
jake: is it safe???
Polarcub: yes jake, its safe
jake sits down in the rocking chair
dani sits down next to albert
Kaden: how do i eat the popcorn? my whole head is an eye-
Temprist: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MOVIES GOING TO START
laugh turns on the movie Halloween (2018)
Flamingo: omg its michil miers!!!
Laughability: dont piss your pants guys
1 hour and 45 mins later
its 3:23 am
everyone but albert and jake are awake
Flamingo: that movie was kinda scary
Jake: THAT WAS EPIC!!! THE WAY HE JUST STATRRED AT THEM WHILE BURNING HOLY SHI-
Flamingo: what do we do now?
Jake: idk i might go to sleep
Flamingo: i cant sleep
Jake: why? ARE YOU SCARED!?
Flamingo: yeah
Jake: bro theres nothing to be afraid of michael myers isnt rea-
LIGHTING SOUND!!!
all: AAAAAHHH!!
everybody wakes up
Polarcub: OH MY GOD
Kaden: AAAHHH (falls off the couch)
Temprist: OOOOUUUCH!
Laughability: AH
Flamingo: JAKE!!!
Polarcub: what about him?
Flamingo: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE, THEN THE LIGHTING THIJNG THEN HE DISSAPEAR
Temprist: jake dissapeared
Flamingo: YES AFTER THE LIGHTING
Kaden: why are you shuddering so much?
Laughability: i bet the movie made him piss his pants
Flamingo: nuh uh, i did it on dani
Polarcub: WHAT!?!?!?
Flamingo: BUT GUYS WE GOTTA FIND JAKE!!
Kaden: umm guys whos there?
kaden points at the dark kitchen
Temprist: i dont see nobody?
lighting strikes revealing some light
a man in a michael myers costume is there
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
the man starts running at them with a knife
Flamingo: MAMA!
laughability: KILL THEM NOT ME!
Polarcub: I DONT WANNA DIE
Kaden: MY POPCORN FELL!
Temprist: why are you guys being so dramatic its 1 v 5
Man: AAAAAHH AHAHAHAHA!
Flamingo: why is he laughing?
Kaden: MAYBE HES ONE OF THOS PSYCHOPATHS THATS LAUGHS AT HIS VICTIMS
Polarcub: wait...
the man takes the mask off revealing a laughing jayingee
Jayingee: HAHA! YOU SHOULDVE SEEN YOUR FACES!!!
Polarcub: HAHA, vey funny jake almost scare us to death
Laughability: man im gonna go to sleep
Polarcub: me too
Flamingo: shleepy time
Temprist: man im tired
Kaden: my popcorn :(
The end
(this chapter took me sooner than i thought it would but hey, i got it done. more to come soon for sure, also give me some ideas for future chapters i could do!)
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House Of The Idiots
HumorWhen the group gets their home back after albert sold their old house for a banjo, the group has to find a way to live together in these stupid, wacky situations.
