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💚 Butts - NCT

"Honestly, theyre menaces!" Mark complained to 127. He'd invited them to the dream dorm, while the others besides Haechan were in Renjun's room. "Especially Jun and Jaemin."

"I'm scared of them." Haechan added. "I sometimes look to the sky and apologize for bullying you guys."

"Now you know how it feels." Yuta cackled.

"Oh no." Mark sighed, hearing loud bickering. "There they go again."

"Renjun! I told you, there is one butt!"

"Two! Don't you know? Two arms, two legs, two eyes... They're all connected! " Renjun's voice shouted. "Jeno! Get your facts straight!"

NCT 127 excluding the younger two looked shocked.

"They're so passionate arguing about it!" Yaeil said, his mouth open. "Are you kidding me!"

"Shh." Haechan had a shit eating grin on his face. "Listen."

"WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND COUNT?" Jaemin yelled. "THAT WILL SOLVE IT?"

"We better stop them." Mark sighed. He and Haechan got up, the elder members following. He knocked and pushed open the door, nearly falling over in shock.

There stood Chenle, in his underwear poking his butt out at the Dreamies.

The Dreamiest noticed the others, but shamelessly kept going, using Chenle's but as their model.

"That's enough?" Mark tried, but it came out as a helpers whisper.

"Boys!" Taeyongs raise this voice. The Dreamies stopped. "Chenle, pit your pants on, and Dreamies, I don't get why you're so passionate about this."
"HE STARTED IT!" They all pointed to Jeno. The said boy began laughing, and soon, all the five who weren't in 127 were on the floor, dying of laughter.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIVE WITH YOU!" Haechan shouted, while Mark just looked done with his members.

"Who wants dinner?" He asked 127, and ten minutes later, there was no 1#7 +Mark - Haechan. Haechan was currently getting his ass beaten in the living room.