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I'm In Love With A Criminal

cw// stalking, little bit of gore mentioned, also mentions of rxpists, murder, pxdophiles, abuse, and death.

and just so no one is confused: Their names are currently Alexander Dorame and William Gold. Sam also isn't Quackity's dad in this one... Wilbur also is not related to Phil, Tommy, Techno, or Kristin. 

also, this is going to be a longer one than normal... so enjoy.

"Oh, come on. Be honest with yourself, darling...~" His deep voice whispered, pulling the cop ever closer. "You don't really want to put me away. You love this. You love how dangerous this could be." He smirked.

"Shut it. I could fucking lock you up right now."

"Then why won't you, hm?" The brunette smirked, "If you can, why don't you?" He waited for an answer, only to get none. He smirked, threading his fingers through the raven hair, "See? You're hesitant... admit it, you've fallen for me."

"Shut it, Gold." The raven pushed him away, "I'm done listening to you." He backed away from the taller.

He smiled more, "Well, then, I'll see you next time, my darling~" He winked, "Till we meet next time, beautiful."

"You, again?" The raven scoffed.

"Of course." The taller smiled, "So, what will be your excuse this time? Slipped right through your fingers again? Smoke bomb? Or would you like a couple of bruises to seem like we got into a good fight before I got away?"

The dark brown eyes rolled, "You wouldn't hurt me anyway, you're too much of a fucking simp."

"Possibly~" The British man giggled, standing up to cup the smaller's face, "You look beautiful today. I've missed that pretty face..."

The smaller pulled away with a scoff, "Knock it off, won't you? Why do you not take this seriously??"

"Probably because you've never actually pulled through with hurting me?" He smiled, "Darling, you're soft. You don't want to hurt me or put me away... I always get away... of course, I don't take this seriously." He chuckled softly. "I've escaped more than a few prisons, anyway, so, there's nothing to worry about too much."

The shorter sighed, "Whatever, I'm going now, I suggest you do too."

"Till next time, then, feathers..."

"An officer will be in with you soon." Sam glared down at Wiliam before leaving the interrogation room.
William just smiled as he left, now that he was uncuffed, he took the time to stand up and stretch. He looked around the room slowly and patiently, spotting two separate cameras. He smiled, "Child's play...~" He punched out the camera in the corner, then snapped the other off the wall. He looked around the room very closely and sat down, seeing that he was no longer being watched. "They must not watch the camera while we're in here." He giggled to himself, leaning back comfortably as he patiently waited for an officer to come in and interrogate him.
Once the door opened, he glanced over to see none other than his dear, beloved Alexander, or as he preferred to call him, Quackity, feathers, darling, duckling, and much more. He smirked, "Why, hello, beautiful~"

Alex perked up, and he sighed with a roll of his eyes. "You got caught? Wonderful." He shook his head as he sat in front of Will, "Of course, I get assigned to you."
William smiled, leaning his elbows on the desk, leaning his head on his hands as he leaned in close. "I'm happy to see you as well!" He spoke in a chipper tone, "How have you been?"
Alex shrugged, "Oh, I dunno- Stressing about the fact that I've nearly lost my job because of you?" He glared.
"I mean... I have given you ample time to take me in, sooo..."
Alex's expression softened in the slightest, he glanced away.
William smiled, "Isn't it just stressful being stuck as a cop? Stuck in this corrupt system?" He leaned in closer to Quackity, resting his hand over Quackity's hand, "I'm tired of it too. We could leave."