chainsaw man x reader oneshots

《denji》

[male reader]
species - human
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"denji, aki, power. this is y/n l/n. he will be working with your division from now on" makima explained. "nice to meet all of you. thank you for the opportunity, miss makima" you said, causing makima to smile. "of course, n/n" the female replied, causing denji to perk up. you've only been here for a few minutes, and you were already causing problems!

the four of you then left the building, piling into aki's car. "so..why'd you decide to become a devil hunter?" aki asked as he drove. "i've always been interested in devils as a whole. what makes them tick, what causes them to exist outside of hell, etcetera, etcetera.." you said, smiling. "okay, next question! how do you know miss makima?? why does she call you n/n?" denji asked, sounding quite defensive.

"we've met many times before she offered me this job. we had gotten pretty close. then one day, she began to call me n/n!" you explained, causing denji to huff. "well, you shall learn to bow before me, soon enough, mere human!" power exclaimed, shaking your shoulders.

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you quickly finished off the devil, smiling. "amazing work, team!" you complimented. "heheheh, yeah, of course i did amazing work!" power said, confident. "yeah, of course WE did amazing work, you didn't even do anything until the last second.." denji muttered about you. aki turned to denji. "just shut up" the male said.

"we should go out to eat! as a reward, ya know? invite the others in the division as well!" you suggested. "uh, sure" "i could eat! as long as there are no STUPID veggies!"
"sure, convince everybody to join your side, mister 'look at me, i'm miss makima's favorite'" denji muttered again.

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you laughed as you drank down your beverage. "he actually did that?!" you asked, earning a laugh from himeno. "yeah, it was insane!" she replied.
"anyways, thanks for agreeing to pay for everything. i'm sure everybody appreciates it" makima said, making you smile. "yeah, it's nothing! i don't mind spending some cash on my comrades!" you replied.
"yeah yeah, in that case, i want another bowl of rice!" denji said in an attempt to raise the bill. "sure!" you said "does anyone else want anymore food or whatever?"
denji was in shock. "wait, seriously? just how much money do you have?" denji asked. you chuckled. "let's just say a few millions is pocket change to me" you replied. denji was perplexed as you waved the waiter over.

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"have a good night, n/n and denji" makima said, walking off. "bye miss makima!" you and denji said in unison. "uh..thank you for the rice" denji spoke, shoving his hands into his pockets. "no problem. like i said, i don't mind spending cash on comrades" you replied, smiling.

"also, did you mean what you said back there?? about the millions being pocket change?" the male asked. you laughed. "yeah, it is. my parents were pretty rich. that money, plus all the money i have saved up? pft, i could honestly buy japan and still have a lot of money left over" you rambled. "seriously?!" denji exclaimed as you pulled out a cigarette and lit it, placing it onto your lips.
"anyways, i better get going. it's getting late. get home safe denji, telling aki and power i said hi too" you said, walking off. denji watched before making his own way home.

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denji felt that you and him had gotten closer during these past months. so close that his heart raced whenever he thought about you..god dammit, denji thought as aki's front door swung open.
"y/n!" denji exclaimed, noticing your ruined state. "i already know what you're gonna say..and i'm fine" you huffed, taking off your suit jacket. "can you at least tell me what the hell happened??" denji asked. "nothing, just some guys..took my fucking wallet..actually, scratch that, they gave me my wallet back, just took my credit cards and money" you explained.
denji's blood began to boil. "tell me what they looked like" he commanded as you began to do so. "and they pulled me into an alleyway, next to that small shop" you said. denji nodded. "i'll be back" he said, rushing out of the house.
'is he gonna fight those guys? that idiot..' you thought. 'i hope he gets back safe..i'd fight them, but these fucking wounds hurt like hell..'

about twenty minutes later, denji walked back into the door. "here" he said, holding out your credit cards and cash. "wha-" now you were shocked. "thanks denji, you didn't have to- YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING" you exclaimed, quickly grabbing your suit jacket and pushing it against his nose. "that stain's gonna have trouble coming out.." you muttered as you noticed the blood in the fabric.

"heh, those guys didn't stand a chance against me. nut shots are the greatest!" denji said, quite proud. "yeah yeah..but seriously, thanks" you said, smiling. "yeah, no problem" denji said, smiling at you.
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my favorite flavored donut is kyojuro rengoku, what's yall's?
(talking about demon slayer in a csm book is crazy-)

requested by : Andy_AJ_on_God
(hope this lives up to your expectations!)