Chapter 9. (At this point the grammar starts getting worse -Grace)

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by NotATrampolinelol

by NotATrampolinelol

AN: STUP FALMING OK!! I DNTNT DO ALL DA QUESTIONZ FROM DA GAM OK SO its not my fault if announcer swers! besifez I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson lft cery doesnt lik brocc now is coz hes christian and brocolli is a satanist!! WILL WUD ROX!!!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Pear for cheating on me. I clipped into the VIP room by using the ;fly me command then I said ";unfly me," and cried on a table with lots of Roblox hats on it.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with a crystal-shaped head and sharp teeth clipped into the VIP room via admin commands and started flying towards me. He had lots of legs (tail fibers technically) and looked all scary but it's obvious he wasn't gothic. It was... the EVIL BACTERIOPHAGE!!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Bacteriophage shouted ";freeze Banana!" and I couldn't run away.

";flng Bacteriophage!" I shouted at him. Bacteriophage slammed against the wall and screamed in pain.

"Banana!" he yelled. "Thou must kill Brassica Oleracea!"

I thought about Broccoli and his sexah florets and how he looks just like Joe Hawley. I remembered that Pear had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Pear went out with Broccoli before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Bacteriophage!" I shouted back.

Bacteriophage randomly pulled out a 9mm handgun and gave it to me. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou MUST!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Pear!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Bacteriophage got a dude-ur-so-fucking-stupid look on his face. "I hath godmode," he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Broccoli, then thou know what will happen to Pear! ;FLY ME!" he shouted, then clipped out of the VIP room and flew away.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Pear V-Pose clipped into the VIP room.
"Pear!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi," he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing lime green foundation and messy eyeliner kinda like a pentagram (geddit?).
"Are you ok?" I asked.
"No," he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into the studio together making out.

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