My Immortal but it's SWBG and super epic

Chapter 1.

AN: special FANGZ (get it?? cuz im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in dat way) Satella 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok!! WILL WUD ROX!!!

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Hi my name is the Dancing Dark Vampiric Banana Raven Way and I dance a lot (that's how I got my name). I'm a yellow banana with emo makeup. I'm not related to Neil Cicierega but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (NOTE: if a musician is described as "hot" in this it doesn't mean I think they're hot. I'm just replacing the "hot" musicians from the original fanfiction (i.e. Gerard Way, Joel Madden, etc.) with random ass musicians because it's funny -Grace) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.

I have bright yellow skin, also I host a gameshow called Shovelware's Brain Game. I'm a goth (in cause you couldn't tell) and I can't really wear clothes because I'm a banana but if I could I'd wear all black. I LOVE Hot Topic and most of my merchandise comes from there. For example, today I went to Hot Topic and bought a bunch of band tees even though I can't wear them I'm just quirky in that way. I was walking outside the studio. It was snowing and there was no sun which I was very happy about. A lot of park attendees stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them!

"Hey Banana!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Pear!!

"What's up Pear?" I asked.

"Nothing," he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: IS it good???? PLS TELL ME fangz!!!