My Immortal but it's SWBG and super epic

Chapter 6.

AN: SHJT UP PRPZ OK!!! i wont update ubtil u giv meh gud revooz!!!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I threw my Zubin plushie against the wall extra hard today because I was especially angry then I did my funny dance once again.

In my backstage office, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood on the side. I exited my office while holding my glass of blood, when suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood from the glass spilled on me.

"BASTARD!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it 'cause when I looked up I was looking into the green face of a gothic head of broccoli. His crown covered up his eyes like bangs, but he was wearing so much black eyeliner that it went down face and past his crown where I could see it. He had a sexy accent and looked just like Joe Hawley. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kinda like an erection only I'm a banana so I didn't get one you sicko.

"I'm so sorry," he said in a shy voice.
"That's alright. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Brassica Oleracea, Variation Italica, although most people call me Broccoli these days," he explained.
"Why?" I asked.

"Because it's easier to say," he giggled.
"Well, I also have a really long name," I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah!" I roared.

I took Broccoli back to my office, then we sat down to talk for a while. Then Pear came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

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