my otter with a dark side<3: hi
hunter: uh luz, whats wattpad?
my otter with a dark side<3: why do you wanna know
hunter: because i just installed it
my otter with a dark side<3: its a story fanfic website and app thing
hunter: whys there a golden guard x reader-
my otter with a dark side<3: dont scroll further
hunter: uh whats aladarius
demigirl younger sibling: the ship between our dads
my otter with a dark side<3: hunter what did you find
hunter: whats smut?
my otter with a dark side<3: HUNTER DONT READ ANY FURTHER
hunter:...too late....
*alador has come online*
alador: whys hunter crying?
my otter with a dark side<3: he found wattpad and read some smut, don't know of who though, also how do you know he's crying
alador: uh- it doesn't concern you of how I know
demigirl younger sibling: darius is over at our house
my otter with a dark side<3: oh, that makes sense
*Philip has joined the chat*
my otter with a dark side<3: FUCK NOT HIM
Harpy goddess: luz don't swear
philip: luz, I'm free, from that horrible curse
my otter with a dark side<3: I don't care
philip: I was cursed just like your mentor
my otter with a dark side<3: stfu
philip: you can make a difference
philip: you can make it right
my otter with a dark side<3: why you trying to pull a steven universe
philip: you can make it better
philip: we don't have to fight
my otter with a dark side<3: YOU STARTED THE FIGHT
philip: you can make an effort
philip: starting with tonight
philip: cause you
my otter with a dark side<3: you should shut up
philip: YOU CAN MAKE A CHANGE
my otter with a dark side<3: I am not dealing with this again
*philip has been banned from the chat*
*rainestorm has come online*
rainestorm: what happened-
Harpy goddess: Rainestorm 🥰
rainestorm: oh hi eda
Harpy goddess: can I get a kiss
rainestorm: I'm sorry I can't right now
Harpy goddess: you don't love me 😔
rainestorm: eda I do, I just can't right now
Harpy goddess: what could be more important than me?
rainestorm: maybe being a therapist?
Harpy goddess: Fine, I'll wait till you get back, how long will that be
rainestorm: don't know
Harpy goddess: ☹️☹️
*Harpy goddess has gone offline*
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THE OWL HOUSE CHAOTIC GC
Hayran KurguYES I KNOW THERES A LOT OF THESE BUT WHO CARES I WANTED TO WRITE ONE SHIPS: •lumity •raeda •huntlow •gustholomule •aladarius •vinira maybe more
