Attractive abomination guy: why is the hack so hot
Edric: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY DAD
Attractive abomination guy: I said he's hot
Harpy goddess: My rainestorms more hot
Attractive abomination guy: No they're not
Harpy goddess: they are
Demiboy younger sibling: HELP WHATS HAPPENING
Lilith: everyone's drunk
Harpy goddess: no we're not, rainestorm wanna make out😍
My otter with a dark side<3: eda seems pretty normal
Rainestorm: sure 😍
My otter with a dark side<3: okay they're definitely drunk
Lilith: oh titan, they're actually gonna make out
Demigirl younger sibling: SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THE ABOMINATION COVEN HEAD IS PINNING DAD TO THE WALL AND KISSING HIM
Lilith: they're all drunk thats why
Demigirl younger sibling: OUR DAD AS WELL?
Lilith: yes
Demiboy younger sibling: how did they all get drunk?
Lilith: I don't actually know-
Demiboy younger sibling: THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE DRUNK??
Lilith: I watched eda and raine drink apple blood and in our chat alador pinged darius asking when he was coming over to make out with him and Darius responded and I could clearly tell they were both drunk
My otter with a dark side<3: YOU GUYS HAVE A CHAT WITHOUT US?
Lilith: yes we do
My otter with a dark side<3: rude
Lilith: don't say that to your aunt
My otter with a dark side<3: you're not my aunt anymore, I'm disowning you🙂
Lilith: that's not how it works-
My otter with a dark side<3: well it's how it works now
Lilith: where are you anyway?
My otter with a dark side<3: at willows house, I'm having a sleepover
Lilith: shouldn't you be socialising instead of talking to me
My otter with a dark side<3: willows asleep
Lilith: then shouldn't you be sleeping?
My otter with a dark side<3: I can't sleep
Lilith: try to
My otter with a dark side<3: SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN
Lilith: is the window closed?
My otter with a dark side: yes and locked
Demiboy younger sibling: LUZ OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW FOR ME AND AMITY
My otter with a dark side: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING AT WILLOWS HOUSE?
Demiboy younger sibling: TRYING TO SAVE OUR EARDRUMS
My otter with a dark side<3: WHAT HAPPENED?
Demiboy younger sibling: WE STARTED HEARING MOANING
My otter with a dark side<3: OH MY-
Demiboy younger sibling: NOW LETS US IN WE'RE TIRED
My otter with a dark side<3: finee
*viney has come online*
Viney: can someone explain why emira just showed up at my window
Demiboy younger sibling: OUR DAD AND DARIUS WERE DOING STUFF
Viney: OH
My otter with a dark side<3: basically everyone at blight manor besides alador and darius are traumatised
Demiboy younger sibling: Yeah we are
Lilith: now I'm starting to hear things..
My otter with a dark side<3: I'm going to sleep, goodnight
*my otter with a dark side<3, demiboy younger sibling, viney and lilith have gone offline*
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THE OWL HOUSE CHAOTIC GC
FanficYES I KNOW THERES A LOT OF THESE BUT WHO CARES I WANTED TO WRITE ONE SHIPS: •lumity •raeda •huntlow •gustholomule •aladarius •vinira maybe more