Dream: *Sighs* Brother I want to give Cross a gift, but I can't seem to find the right present!
Nightmare: Then find the left present.
Dream: Brother!!!
Nightmare: Fine. Just dress up as a cow and sit on his bed.
Dream: Uh...okay?
*A few hours later*
Dream: Welcome back Cross!
Cross: AAAAAAAAHGHHHHHH!!!!
Dream: What's wrong?
YOU ARE READING
Sans AU ShitPosts
FanfictionA book where the sans aus are high on maryjane and drunk on yeast juice, also I don't own any pictures in this book only the ones I claim to be mine. Credits to the original owners!
