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Lust: Okay my babies! You MUST write back to me about how sex felt like with your new husbands!

Ink: Wait I'm related to you?

Blue: Mk

Dream: Uh... Okay?

*One week later*

Lust: *Receives a letter* Oh, wow! Blue wrote so fast!

Lust: *Opens and reads* Oh...

Blue's letter: "It embarrasses me to write this inappropriate phrase but it was FUCKING GOOD."

Lust: Dust must be treating my baby well 😏

*Another week later*

Lust: Oh A letter from Ink! Error better made good use with his strings..

Lust: *opens letter* Damn.

Ink's letter: "It was Long and Rough- also developed a kink for Bondage, I never knew he was an animal."

Lust: Ah... Good to know he's also treating my baby well 😏

*1 year later*

Lust: Holy shit I expected Ink to forget but how the hell did Dream's letter arrived after a year?! *Opens letter* Huh, why does this writing look so rushed?

Lust: Holy shit...

Dream's Letter: 3 times a day. 7 times a week. Rough, hard, long lasting. Blissful, delicious, intoxicating. So many creampies all 3 holes. MAMA I'M A WHORE-

Lust: Damn is Cross horny 😳🤯

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