Lust: Okay my babies! You MUST write back to me about how sex felt like with your new husbands!
Ink: Wait I'm related to you?
Blue: Mk
Dream: Uh... Okay?
*One week later*
Lust: *Receives a letter* Oh, wow! Blue wrote so fast!
Lust: *Opens and reads* Oh...
Blue's letter: "It embarrasses me to write this inappropriate phrase but it was FUCKING GOOD."
Lust: Dust must be treating my baby well 😏
*Another week later*
Lust: Oh A letter from Ink! Error better made good use with his strings..
Lust: *opens letter* Damn.
Ink's letter: "It was Long and Rough- also developed a kink for Bondage, I never knew he was an animal."
Lust: Ah... Good to know he's also treating my baby well 😏
*1 year later*
Lust: Holy shit I expected Ink to forget but how the hell did Dream's letter arrived after a year?! *Opens letter* Huh, why does this writing look so rushed?
Lust: Holy shit...
Dream's Letter: 3 times a day. 7 times a week. Rough, hard, long lasting. Blissful, delicious, intoxicating. So many creampies all 3 holes. MAMA I'M A WHORE-
Lust: Damn is Cross horny 😳🤯
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FanfictionA book where the sans aus are high on maryjane and drunk on yeast juice, also I don't own any pictures in this book only the ones I claim to be mine. Credits to the original owners!