Knifey: *Wakes up at the hospital*
Sci: You're awake!
Knifey: Wut happened?
Sci: You had a heart attack.
Knifey: 💀 how????? I'm a skinny bitch!
Sci: Well- not Killer.
Knifey: How is that related?
Sci: Killer used his thicc body to cheat on you with an Octopussy.
Knifey: WHAT?!
Sci: Then he attacked your heart-
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FanfictionA book where the sans aus are high on maryjane and drunk on yeast juice, also I don't own any pictures in this book only the ones I claim to be mine. Credits to the original owners!
