Horror: Hey Dust...
Dust: Go away. Ask that teary bitch.
Horror: Which one?
Dust: Boss's slut.
Horror: Okay :D
*Horror goes to Killer*
Horror: Hey Kills...
Killer: What?
Horror: Uhh... What are you wearing?
*Insert a pic of Killer's supa smegzy outfit*
Killer: Clothes?
Horror: Understandable- wait...are you even wearing underwear?
Killer: Nope.
Horror: Why?
Killer: I was about to go to Night's office.
Horror: Ok- but I have a question.
Killer: What is it?
Horror: Bananas can be eaten right?
Killer: Uh yeah?
Horror: Then if you put the peel on the soil of a banana tree...and it absorbs it's nutrients... Isn't that technically Canibalism?
Killer: ...
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionA book where the sans aus are high on maryjane and drunk on yeast juice, also I don't own any pictures in this book only the ones I claim to be mine. Credits to the original owners!
