Naruto Uchiha: the dragon emperor (Rewrite)

Mission to Wave

''Is everything set and ready, Delta?'' Naruto asked his cyborg servant.

''Everything set, master. All things you asked for and need have been sealed in these scrolls. Anko and Kurenai were most helpful.'' Delta replied and showed three scrolls to Naruto.

''Thank you, Delta. I would be a real mess by now had it not been for you.'' Naruto said, expressing his gratitude to Delta.

''It is no problem, master. Just doing what I was created to do.'' Delta humbly replied and gave Naruto his tea and sandwiches. ''Your favourite, master.''

''Omelette sandwiches? Don't mind if I  do.'' Naruto said and ate his lunch. He drank the tea and realized it had milk. ''Huh... didn't remember buying milk. Where did you get it, Delta? Don't tell me you stole it.''

''No, master. I milked them from Kurenai Yuhi's breasts.'' Delta answered.

''Oh I see.'' Naruto casually said before realization kicked in. ''Wait, what?''
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          -village gate, the next day-

Naruto woke up early and trained a bit, wanting to forget what he heard last night. He took a bath, put on a fresh Uchiha war cloak and came out. Tazuna, Sasuke and Sakura were already there. ''Is your teacher always late?'' Tazuna asked Naruto who he believed was the strongest in the team behind Kakashi.

''Rumors say so. Our teacher is powerful but also extremely lazy. He will arrive shortly if my calculations are right.'' Naruto answered.

''Say, you like to read don't you kid? Kinda like your teacher? He does always have an orange book with him.'' Tazuna remarked and Naruto wanted to laugh a bit.

''Yes, I enjoy reading. It helps me learn more. The book I read is called, 'the Art of War'. Though while I read works of literature, history, philosophy and war, my teacher prefers to read smut.'' Naruto replied frankly. This reply made Tazuna turn grey and Sakura's eyes widened.

''Wait, you're telling me... Kakashi sensei is reading...'' Sakura said with a shaky voice, not wanting to mutter the p word.

''Yes. The orange book he reads is written by none other than Jiraiya of the legendary three. It's famous for the perverted material and considered best seller.'' Naruto answered, turning a page and then Kakashi arrived.

''Hey team. Are we ready to go?'' Kakashi asked then saw Sakura and Sasuke's weird faces. ''What's the matter, Sakura, Sasuke? Is something wrong?''

''No. Nothing, Kakashi sensei.'' Sakura said, hiding the newfound disgust she felt for her teacher's perverted nature. 'Does he have no shame? He reads it in public! At least Naruto's book is different so it's understandable.'

''Say, Naruto, where are you supplies?'' Kakashi asked and got his answer when Naruto pointed at the scrolls on his back. ''Ah, I see.''

''Wait, Kakashi sensei, you see what?'' Sakura asked. ''He only has three scrolls and not bags like Sasuke and me. Is it some type of jutsu?''

''Basic sealing scrolls, Sakura.'' Naruto answered. ''Saw my elder brother do it once and I asked him to teach it to me. You can seal a limited amount of stuff on a scroll.''

''Then seal Sasuke's and mine as well.'' Sakura demanded.

''Sorry. No space available.''

''Then take out yours and seal ours instead.'' Sakura demanded and this made Naruto angry. Very angry.

''No, Haruno. You have a lot of nerve demanding that from me. Be happy you are my teammate or else, I would break all of your bones and grind them to powder.'' Naruto threatened, leaking out killing intent and Sakura understood her place. Kakashi moved and his students and client followed.