🤍South Park Oneshots🤍

🍋Happy Anniversary ~ Cartman x Fem!Reader🍋

Heya! This story was requested by JazCryoniga! Thank you for the request! Hope you enjoy!

Background Song : ICU ~ Coco Jones

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Your POV

Cartman and I have been together for about a year up until now. He's really changed ever since I met him for the first time in middle school. To be honest, Cartman was a bit of a dick back in the day...but, hey, I've come to love the little idiot! Cartman and I had nothing in common up until we started talking in junior year of high school. Today, Cartman has been leaving love letters in all of my classes. You would think that is kind of stalker-ish, but this is what he's always like. I wonder what these notes are for...hopefully not another ploy to take out another kid...like that Tenorman kid... Well, there's only one way to find out. Ask the crew themselves. Come to think of it...I haven't seen Cartman at all today...What has that rascal gotten into now...? I see the crew at their lockers, and I head over to them seeing if they know where Cartman is. 

Author POV

You walk up to Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Butters as they chat at their lockers. You talk to your bestie, Kenny and ask, "Hey, um, do you know where Cartman is? I haven't seen him at all today." Kenny looks at the group and they nod simultaneously. "Cartman told us to tell you that we can't tell you what he's been doing...Sorry, (Y/n)." Kenny explains as the group looks on in silence. You look at them in frustration, trying to calm your nerves from your overthinking. "Alrighty then, looks like I'm going to find out for myself." You reply, walking off as the dismissal bell rings. 'Cartman better not be doing anything that I have to vouch for him for' You thought as you race to Cartman's house, your thoughts going wild. Once you get to his house, you see a trai of roses and candles, illuminating in the ebony moonlight. You stare in question, seeing that the trail leads to Cartman's door. You saw that the door was slightly cracked just enough to peer into. You slowly approach the door, peering into the crack. You see more candles in a trail leading up to the staircase. You pause and look to the top of the stairs to see your boyfriend standing there. "Where have you been all day? I've been pretty worried about you, Cartman," You ask as Cartman descends down the stairs. "Yeah, the guys told me you were worried. But not to fear, I've been here all day preparing." Cartman replies, rose in hand. "Preparing for what?" You ask, as Cartman puts your coat and hat on the rack.

"Our anniversary, silly." Cartman says, giving you a slight kiss on your cheek. You then go wide-eyed and say, "Honey! Oh my gosh, I'm so so sorry! I've been busy all day and-" Cartman kisses you tenderly and says, "It's okay, I understand." Cartman leads you upstairs to his bedroom and sits you down on his bed. He plays some music and closes the door. You blush as he takes out a present from his closet. "Happy anniversary, sweetheart~." You open up your present and you gasp. "Where- Where did you get this?!" You ask as you put the present on. "I went to Kay Jewelers and got them custom made, just for you~" Cartman had bought a matching jewelry set with the saying 'E.C + (your initials) forever.'  on it. You start to tear up a bit and hug him tightly. "Thank you so much!!" You say, kissing him repeatedly on his cheeks. "Well, that's not your only surprise~" Cartman said, dimming the lights with a switch. He turns on your favorite spicy song and he strips off the robe he was wearing. You blush furiously as he crawls on the bed to where you were sitting. You end up lying down with Cartman on top of you, smirking. You understand what's going on and blush even darker. "I know this is a new territory for us, and we have said once we were together for a long time, we would consider." Cartman explains, observing your expression for signals. "So, um...what do you say? Do you want to try?"