Unwanted Love

chaos in the city

Ignore the fact that I refer to south park as a city and a town.

Kenny McCormick

I watched through my window as darkness fell over south park. Edgy I know.

There were people in clutters, talking about professor chaos' new plan. A few days ago mysterion got a note from said professor.

It was about how he and the villains were going to take over the city. Fire, electricity, flooding. Whatever they could.

Of course, I, Kenny, couldn't do anything. But mysterion could. I made sure my family was asleep before putting on my mysterion costume and slipping out of my window.

I climbed on the roof and onto the next building. This continued until I was on the rooftop of tallest building. I searched for signs of chaos or his little henchmen.

As I sat on the rooftop more people came on. "Mysterion!" A voice called from the darkness. 'My team' gathered around me. "What's going on?" Call girl asked.

"Chaos is at it again," I told them. They all nodded. "We need to find out what exactly he's planning, where he's hiding and when he's planning on destroying the city,"

"Yes sir!" They said in unison. "Alright, that's all for today," I said. "Tomorrow we will discuss the plans," I said. They chatted amongst themselves.

I swinged off the rooftop and on another one. As I was doing so, I saw them. Chaos' henchmen. They were dressed up in suits similar to the coons, but more robberyish.

They were talking loudly. Discussing something about gas pipes, and acid. I listened closely. "You're not going to get much out of them," Someone said.

I turned around and saw Chaos' main henchman. "Dissaray, fancy seeing you here," I said. He laughed. "You're funny, you know," he told me.

I kept a straight face and watched as he walked closer to me. "This is your first warning. Give up now and we might just not destroy this shitty town,"

He said. "Chaos couldn't come up to tell me himself? Is he too much of a little bitch?" I asked. General Dissaray shook his head. "You shouldn't talk about him like that, he's always listening," he whispered.

A shock of cool air ran through my body. "Am I supposed to be intimidated?" I laughed. Dissaray shrugged. "Take it however you want, mysterion,"

"Anyway, we'll see you in a couple days," he told me. I rolled my eyes. "Oh and uh, don't pay attention to them, they're just having their fun," he said referring to the other small henchmen.

He winked before disappearing into the night sky. "Chaos...what are you planning?" I said to myself. The henchmen roamed free, lighting things on fire and laughing.

I sighed and headed back to my house. There was no point in fighting with them. I needed to focus on what chaos told me.

Whatever he was planning seemed different than from other times. It seemed more serious. His little henchmen loitering around didn't help.

Sure, his plans didn't always work. But he wasn't stupid. He knew everything. He knew my attacks, my voice, everything.

And the way dissary said the he was always listening left me uneasy. Chaos knew what he was doing. I'm sure he had a reason, unlike the coon.

I sighed once more and climbed into my room through the window. Some sleep was what I needed. I got home and quickly took off the mysterion costume.

It was comfortable, but tight at the same time. I fell onto my very hard matress and closed my eyes.

Tomorrow I was sure to have answers. One thing I learned from chaos was that he left behind a lot of clues.

Thank you chaos, you're making my job a lot easier.