Unwanted Love

not so secret identity

Butters stotch

"Professor!" Dissaray yelled once I walked into the villians lair. "Kenny is mysterion?" He asked.

"That's what my text said," I told him. He nodded and dragged me to a blackboard. "How are we going to do this?" I muttered to myself.

Just then, more of the villians entered the room. "Chaos! What is so urgent?" Eric loudly yelled.

"Take a seat," I said, turning around to face them. The all sat around the table. "I know who mysterion is," I told them.

They were a lot happier than I expected them to be. Even craig cracked a little smile. "Ah yeah! Who is that son of a bitch?"

Eric asked. "See Eric, I can't tell you. Not yet at least," I said, placing my hands on my hips. "Chaos! It's not fun if you reveal my identity!"

He whined and crossed his arms. "We all know it's you cartman," Craig muttered, wiping his stuffy nose.

"What's the plan boss?" Human kite asked me. "I'll pare you up with the heroes you're going to fight. You'll hold them off while I take care of mysterion," I told them.

"Human kite, your fighting toolshed. Craig you'll be fighting, or should I say flirting, with tweek," I chuckled.

Craig flipped me off. "Fastpass you'll be fighting Timmy, Eric you'll be with call girl, mosquito you and Tupperware, and lastly Dissaray you're going to be with mintberry crunch."

They all nodded. "Why don't I get to fight mysterion?!" Eric complained. "Because he's mine," I scowled.

He rolled his eyes and continued to slump in his chair. "When will we be doing this?" Human kite asked. "Three days. That'll give us plenty of time to get ready."

"Dissaray!" I yelled. He ran over to me. "Yes?" He asked. "Get the training base ready, we have a lot of work to do," I laughed evily.

(Wednesday)

"Ew you brought McDonald's," Craig complained. "What's your deal with Mcdonalds?" Human kite asked.

Craig shrugged. "Burger King is better," he muttered. "I agree bzzz," mosquito chimed in.

"Why did you even bring fast food? It's training day!" Dissaray said. Eric rolled his eyes. "Cuz I was hungry ginger!"

I sighed. "Alright, enough eating," I said standing up. They all groaned. "Come one, everybody up!"

I walked towards the training room. They walked behind me. "Alright, gentlemen, Dissaray here stayed up all night making new gadgets for us,"

I told them. "They are on the table behind me, and they have your names, go check them out," I finished, walking away.

They ran to the table and checked out the gadgets. "Here, professor, this one's yours," Dissaray said.

They were two silver bracelet looking things. I put them on. "What do these do?" I asked.

"You should feel a button underneath them," he said. I found it and pressed it gently. Shocks if electricity flew out.