As soon as Mr Plant put one foot outside of the shop,
He was flooded by news reporters, police and some angry human beings.
They were shouting "Why would you kill someone do did nothing wrong?!"
"You are a monster!"
"You are a freak of nature that no one will ever want!"
Mr Plant hated humans more than anything else in the void, they are emotional, fragile and disgusting masses of soft meat with hot blood and bones to stop them from falling to the floor like a sack of meat.
The only thing Mr Plant liked about humans was their screams of fear when Mr Plant pulled them from limb from limb. Plucking their small, soft eyeballs from their sockets, slowly ripping off their small tongue to the point they can't even speak anymore...
Mr Plant was thinking this and was going to go on to another thought when a human female reporter spoke to him saying,"Your name is Mr Plant? Is Mr your first name and Plant your last?
"How old are you, if you have been counting?"
"Why did you kill them?"
"What in the void did they do to you"
She wouldn't shut up and Mr Plant was going to leave when she said this
"Why did you not kill the Daycare attendant, Argos?
He was the person you last talked to before you killed them, right?"
Mr Plant took out his notebook and started to scribble down some words on it.
He showed it to the news reporter, it read "he didn't insult me like that woman did"
"Oh okay then, Ah! The police is coming over now"
(10 minutes later)
Mr Plant finally got home after talking to the police officers who were talking about how bad murder was but no one will ever get arrested in the void because, there is next to no laws here.
It's always been "kill or be killed" or "Start the fight or end the fight"
But, Mr Plant started to make everything for cookies as there was around 90 minutes before Mr Flower was going to show up.
After making everything and put the cookies in the oven, Mr Plant watch some TV.
He only did that on Wednesdays.
He turned on the news to see him on there, with the head line "a freak accident has occurred!"
All murders were seen as a "freak accident" because there are no laws.
"Someone by the name of Mr Plant has killed 3 humans because they attacked him first!"
Mr Plant was going to argue when *DING*
The cookies were ready, and Mr Flower was at the door. Mr Plant will think about this later, maybe tomorrow or the day after, but right now he has a guest.
His only friend...
That's why he has a picture of him on his wall...
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