"Hey? Hey Boss! BOSS!"
Mr Plant was taken back to reality from his thoughts.
"Fucking hell boss... what the hell were you thinking about to the point you just stopped responding to me?" Blossom asked
After asking that question, Mr Plant wrote down an answer, or more or less an example of what he was thinking.
"Boss, hand it over, and don't try to make it neat unless Argos is around."
Mr Plant pushed it over to Blossom and she read it out loud.
"Let me show you, so pretend you are Alex...?"
Mr Plant got up and walked over to the kitchen.
"What the-"
Mr Plant opened a cupboard and took out what was in it.
"Why the fuck would you want me to pretend to be the enemy?"
Mr Plant got what he wanted and walked over to Blossom.
"Okay boss, just why?"
Mr Plant raised it up then...
BASH
"OW FUCK DUDE! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
Blood slowly dripped off of Blossom's head and onto the floor and her clothes.
The bloody hammer fell from Mr Plant's hands and onto the floor.
Mr Plant had just hit Blossom in the head with a hammer, but it wasn't fatal.
"Is this what you were thinking of doing to Alex?"
Mr Plant nodded yes.
"Okay, thanks for letting me know I guess..." Blossom said, licking the blood off of her lips and nose.
Mr Plant sat down at the table as Blossom got up and put the hammer away, then cleaned herself up.
"Okay then," Blossom said, sitting back down," Jackie, 'Diamond' and Yuri are coming over!"
Mr Plant looked happy in a sense.
"And also someone new, her name is Olive! Isn't that a cute name? But she is 'Diamond's' new maid that follows her around.
She is a cute, little, brown bunny with long hair that reaches her waist!"
Blossom was happily talking about Olive, and Mr Plant wanted for her to shut the fuck up or he will make her.
"Mama! Mama!" Alexandra voice called out from the hallway.
Alexandra calling too Blossom made her shut up so Mr Plant will now be willing to babysit her.
"What is it dear? I was talking to Mr Plant!"
"Mama! Aunty Pink is here with your friends!"
"Oh! Tell them that we will be out in a minute!"
"Okay Mama!"
Blossom got up and so did Mr Plant.
"Speak of the devil, or should I say demons?" Asked Blossom.
Mr Plant put up 2 fingers to say to call them 'demons'
"Heh, it was a joke but okay! They will now be called Demons! Hehe!" Blossom said, laughing a little.
"Now we shouldn't keep them waiting or else we may get cursed!"
They both started to run down the hallway as if they were running in a race to get to the door first, they are both still like little kids.
Mr Plant got to the front door first with Blossom right behind him.
"Haha! You mother fucker!"
"Good to see that your sailor mouth is still here with us." Diamonds laughed.
"Good to see you too bitch!" Blossom replied.
Mr Plant knows this is gonna be a long day.
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