(AN: Hello! I am currently in the middle of exam week, therefore I don't have much time to write, so enjoy this in the meantime: mcyt's as things me and my friends have said. If you get REALLY bored of waiting for an update, try guessing which ones I said/did, (by commenting beside it or smt) and if you get 3 or more correct, you will get a prize! If no one gets that many right, or no one participates or whatever, well too bad, no one gets a prize then lmao. The winner would be announced in the next 2 weeks, for those willing to participate. Alright, on with the quotes!)
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Tommy: -so yeah, people exist!
Tubbo: ...
Tubbo: Ew.
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Quackity: Karl! Help! I'm stuck in your mom!
Karl: You're WHAT-
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Tommy: Stop being such a party pooper!
Wilbur: I'm not-
Tommy: Go poop in the toilet!
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Slimecicle: How was your day!
Quacktiy: I'm still alive, sadly
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Baseball in gym class:
Teacher: Is there anyone else who wants to try batting?
Tubbo: No.
Teacher: Well if you haven't gone yet, you should try!
Tubbo:
Tubbo: Did I say that out loud?
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George: Sorry it took me a while to answer, I was asleep
Dream: George it's 2pm.
George: So?
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Nihachu: Okay, put all the trash in the empty pizza box!
Schlatt: Wilbur! You should go in the pizza box!
Wilbur: *offended*
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Nihachu: *sad*
Technoblade: *awkwardly pats her head*
Technoblade: Uhhhh, do you want some toothpaste?
Philza, in his head: *Techno, wtf*
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Tubbo: *auditions for a musical*
Tubbo: I was trash.
Ranboo: Well even if you were, it was very juicy trash!
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Tommy: Don't correct me!
Wilbur: Then don't be wrong!
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Quackity: No shit Sherlock, 4+4=10
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Beeduo sleepover:
Ranboo: *is having a nightmare*
Tubbo: *wakes up, notices Ranboo having a nightmare*
Tubbo: *turns around, goes back to sleep*
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*Wilbur and Philza on discord*
*Techno goes online*
Phil: He's online!
Wilbur: It's a miracle!
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Sapnap: Did you just admit you were wrong?
Dream: What? No! I'm not wrong, that doesn't happen. Impossible.
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*Texting*
Tubbo: Lol that was funny
Tubbo: Snyways
Tubbo: Anyawys
Tubbo: Amyawys
Tubbo: Anywsys
Ranboo:
Ranboo: Are you okay???
Tubbo: I don't know-
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Tommy: So I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Dream: When?
Tommy: Did you just say when? Right now, dumbass.
Dream: No, I said which one. Like which bathroom are you going to.
Tommy: Oh, okay then. I could've sworn someone said when... *walks away*
Dream: *turns to the others*
Dream: I'm totally gaslighting him, I did accidentally say when-
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Techno: I think you have imposter syndrome.
Tommy: Maybe you're depressed?
Phil: You seem like you have an eating disorder.
Wilbur: ...
Wilbur: When tf did you guys become therapists
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Ranboo: What in the frickity fuck is going on here?!
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Quackity: Man, you really hate being wrong, don't you?
Wilbur: I wouldn't know, I'm not very familiar with the feeling
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Sapnap: *zoned-out*
George: *reading a book* -oh, he's trying to drown his boyfriend!
Sapnap: *zones back in* *has zero context* I'm sorry he's trying to what now?
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(AN: And that's all for today, folks! I hope you enjoyed!)
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