Destined to be Lovers (Nagito Komaeda x Sans)

Chapter 4

Nagito punches sans in the face, tears roll down his face. "I KNOW YOURE CHEATING ON ME!! YOU LIER!!" nagito sobs louder. "OKAY FINE! MAYBE WE DID KIS-" before sans could finish speaking, nagito punches him again. "GRAAAAH!!" figure yells at nagito, punching him, causing him to pass out.

sans starts sobbing. he can't believe this is happening. figure decides to pick nagito up, bringing him to his house because he's nice and won't leave him on the street. "GRAAAH" (okay brb baby boy imma take him to my house) *sniff* "o-okay.." sans continues sobbing, and figure leaves, bringing nagito to his house.

a few minutes later, nagito wakes up. "AAAH WHERE AM I!?!?!?" figure looks at him sillily, while he's watching sailor moon. "GRAAAH" (gworl u just passed out, chill) "oh okay :3" nagito speaks nervously. "c-c-c-c-can I watch sailor moon with you too..?" he looks to the side, knowing he might be rejected. "GRAAAH" (yas gworl come sit next to me) they both then watch sailor moon together. how romantic.

sans is still on the street, sobbing. suddenly, the teenage fucking mutant Ninja turtles pull up with a hand grenade and all chant, "GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION" sans starts rotating, he might actually die. then, as soon as the teenage mutant ninja turtle throw their grenade, SpongeBob appears singing cpr, killing them all with a face cleanser. SpongeBob T poses, then disappears, his last words were, "tight as a virgin boy."

"WHAT THE FUCK??" sans then begins to question his entire existence. "bro where tf is my boyfriend" somebody then appears and says, "right here zaddy." he looks up and it's senpai from fnf. sans starts drooling, he can't help himself. senpai is so..hawt!!!! "oh em gee, okay..I guess y-you are my boyfriend.." sans immediately stops crying and he stand up. "let's go to my house, baby gworl" senpai has fake nails btw, they're bright fucking pink. "o-okay z-zaddy!" sans blushes and they walk to senpais home together.