༼ ᏞϴᏙᎬ stops ᎡႮᎷϴႮᎡՏ ༽ ☛ (YiZhan)

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Xiao Zhan walked listlessly down the corridor, dragging his luggage that had already lost a wheel. Like in an epic novel, with disasters at every turn, the start of the new school year was filled with an air of competitiveness; yet knowing that he was just an extra made Xiao Zhan depressed.

While climbing the stairs, Xiao Zhan had damaged his cheap luggage by losing a wheel on the way up. This gave him a bad premonition. However his girlfriend, who happened to be known as the prettiest girl in class, was joining him for lunch— so he hoped he was wrong. Xiao Zhan looked at his watch and estimated that it was about time for her to arrive, so he moved energetically towards his dormitory. His room, number 325, was located on the third floor. It was positioned at the end of the corridor, and to be shared between four people.

Fortunately, or unfortunately, due to Xiao Zhan being last on the register, he was assigned to this room alone. Although, while being elated and celebrating in the bathroom, he slipped on a bar of soap and ended up lying on the bathroom floor the entire evening.

Setting the luggage down, he took out his key and tried to unlock the door, only to see that the door was unlocked? Xiao Zhan appeared clumsy, but he was a meticulous person, so it was very unlikely that he had forgotten to lock the door.

Upon opening the door, he spotted a messy pile of shoes in the entrance-way. Glancing at them he realised that many of them happened to be limited-edition Air Jordans?! Another peculiar thing was the sound of water coming from the bathroom that was just next to the entrance. Someone actually dared to trespass on his territory?

Just as Xiao Zhan stepped forward, he tripped on one of the expensive shoes and fell forward, in front of the very well built naked person, who happened to exit the bathroom at the same time.

Thunk! Xiao Zhan fell onto his knees; a dick now right in front of him. Not exaggerating, this dick was huge; no faults could be found with its size, shape or colour — definitely not losing to the dicks seen in western porn films. It was like a beast sleeping in a wet and dense forest. He felt the warmth wafting off the object onto his face and in his eyes — truthfully, it was a little off-putting.

"Zhan, Zhan! Are you done unpacking?"

Chen Xuanxuan's voice could be heard outside the door. Xiao Zhan panicked for a moment, how could he let his darling see a stranger's dick?! He needed to sacrifice himself to save her. With such lofty ambitions in mind he steeled himself and reached out his hand to cover the dick — fuck fuck fuck, one hand was not enough to cover the beast, his hand was going to rot, fuck!

"Zhan, why is the door open?"

Panicking, Xiao Zhan finally managed to use both hands to cover the object, but just as he was about to relax, a piercing shriek echoed.

"Ah—! You damned gay!"

Eh? Gay? How was he gay? Where was he gay?! Xiao Zhan hurriedly got up from the ground, leapt across the pile of shoes on the ground and ran out of the room, chasing Chen Xuanxuan.

"Xuanxuan, I can explain, I'm not gay! You're the one I love..."

"Shut up!" If the lovely Xuanxuan had one fault, it would be that her voice was loud, even more intense than a loudspeaker.

"Don't use the same mouth that gave a man a blowjob, to say you love me!" She angrily slapped Xiao Zhan, leaving a glowing five-fingered print for everyone to see.

The lousy soundproofing of the dormitory was common knowledge; a fart in one room could be heard in the next, not to mention Chen Xuanxuan's shouting in the corridor. As such, everyone peered out of their rooms, and this was the first time in his 20 years of life did Xiao Zhan experience being in the centre of attention.

"What are you looking at? Never seen an argument before?!"

Lifelessly, he returned to his room. By that time, the culprit had already dressed and was currently playing video games on his computer. The expressionless face, which was comparable to male models, belonged to a man that looked completely unaware of what had just happened.

'So what if you're handsome? I wouldn't touch you willingly even if you stripped in front of me! I'm a 100% straight male!' Xiao Zhan was pissed.

"I'll tell you now, I'm not gay! I'm not gay — I'm not gay!"

"Neither am I."

"Then why did you come out of the bathroom naked?" Xiao Zhan shuddered as he recalled the image and felt a sense of despair.

"Do you know, that by trying to protect my girlfriend's innocence, my reputation has been shattered?"

"I heard a disturbance outside the door, so I came out to take a look." The handsome guy finally finished his game and turned to look at Xiao Zhan. "What happened to your face? Were you hit by a baboon?"

"My girlfriend slapped me," Xiao Zhan replied weakly. "Might be my ex-girlfriend now, though. Anyway, who are you? Why are you in my room?"

"I am a First-year Information Engineering student, Wang Yibo. They said that I'm the last one in class, so they arranged for me to stay with a senior — you're the senior right?" He greeted Xiao Zhan. Wang Yibo was lucky to be born good-looking. If not, people would have thought that he was insincere with that unchanging expression on his face.

"Eh? Oh, hi. I'm Xiao Zhan . We're in the same faculty, but I'm a Second-year student."

Xiao Zhan was friendly on the outside, but inside he was backtracking. Why did he not know that he was getting a roommate? Did the school not have any compassion? Did the school not have any humanitarian values? How could they not have alerted him? Xiao Zhan sent a text to the counsellor.

"Counsellor Zhou, this is Xiao Zhan from Information Engineering Class 3. May I know why I suddenly have a roommate?"

"I thought I'd already called to inform you."

'Did you call me when you were dreaming?' Xiao Zhan nearly threw his phone. Wait a minute, it seemed like that had happened.