Things are about to get freaky...

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WARNING: THIS ENTIRE SERIES INCLUDES SOMETHING BAD IN EACH CHAPTER SUCH AS, MATURE LANGUAGE, NUDITY, SEXUAL JOKES, AND VERY DARK JOKES AS WELL, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO ANY OF THIS THEN STOP READING I DO NOT WANT HATE.
THIS CHAPTER INCLUDES HEAVY SMUT ⚠️PLEASE TAKE PRECAUTION THAT IT'S ABOUT TO GET FREAKY⁉️
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They both just arrive to Stan's house

Kyle: "Oooh! You're place looks niiice!"

Stan: "Thanks! Make yourself at home!"

Stan looks for the remote to his bedroom TV while Kyle looks for some beverages from Stan's fridge

Kyle: "Dude, is beer all you have?"

Stan: "Oh, shoot my fault i forgot to go and get drinks but you can grab the chips, they're beside the fridge"

Kyle: "Hm, i suppose having one beer for the first time wouldn't hurt right?"

Stan: "Yeah don't worry about it!"

Kyle and Stan settle on the bed and lay back against the wall while placing the chips and beer on the table next to the bed

Stan: "What movie do you wanna watch??"

Kyle: "I'm down to watch some horror movies!"

Stan: "Ooooh what a good choice of genre i'll pick the movie myself then!"

Kyle: "This will be sooo fun!"

Stan: "Mhm!"

Time skip! The movie is halfway done and Kyle is about to take his first sip of beer! While Stan has already drunk one whole can

Kyle: "Stan, are you sure i'll be okay??"

Stan: "Yeah! See i'm not tipsy yet i'm fine!"
He chugs another whole can of beer

Kyle: "okay... here goes!"
He chugs the whole can down because he's used to chugging normal drinks

Stan (in a tipsy voice): "Woah dude.. m-maybe you shouldn't have chugged down a whole can as you're first alcohol drink"

Kyle: "Hm, i kinda like the taste! "

Stan: "You're not t..tipsy-?"
(He starts to stumble over his words)

Kyle: "Not at all!"

Stan starts to imagine things as soon as he chugs down another can of beer

Stan: ".. when did you get so.. hot all of a sudden?"

Kyle: "w-what??"
He starts to blush a bit, not thinking twice as he begins to take some sips out of his second can of beer as the movie's sex scene begins..

Kyle: "fuck me dude, maybe i shouldn't have took another can of beer..."

Stan: "you w-want me to f..uck you...?"
(he's drunk so he doesn't know what he's saying)

Kyle: "um..."
He looks at the TV and sees what the characters are doing, as he turns back to Stan & at that moment
everything started spinning

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