Reunited - Style (South Park)

Just Like Old Times

WARNING: THIS ENTIRE SERIES INCLUDES SOMETHING BAD IN EACH CHAPTER SUCH AS, MATURE LANGUAGE, NUDITY, SEXUAL JOKES, AND VERY DARK JOKES AS WELL, IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO ANY OF THIS THEN STOP READING I DO NOT WANT HATE.
From this point on i've stopped overusing fonts/bold stuff for they're names, thoughts, etc!
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(The bell rings)

Kyle: No way dude the time went by hella fast...

Stan: Yeah! Um.. do you guys by any chance want to
go somewhere after school??

Kenny: I'm too lazy maybe next time though

Kyle: ME I CAN, I CAN.
(Kyle turns silent for a bit and Stan looks at him)
Kyle: Was i too loud? (He chuckles awkwardly)

Stan: It's totally fine dude, No worries & at least we'll get some bro time together after everything that has happened between us

Kyle: Hah, Yeah i suppose you're right

Kenny: Hey cartman don't you think they're such sweethearts?

Cartman: ..

Kenny: Dude what's wrong?

Cartman: Shut up Kenny i'm trying to hide from Kyle so he doesn't start problems right now

Kenny: Oh my bad dude

Cartman: He's not going to believe that i've become someone religious now would he?

Kenny: Shut the fuck up you're not religious you just want to get over the fact that you used to bully Kyle for being a Jew

Cartman: BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING JEW.

Kenny (Shocked): ...

(Kyle turns around in fear and hatred and looks around to see who said that because he recognized the voice)

Cartman: Fuck.

Kyle: No. Fucking. Way.

Stan: Huh?

Kenny: Oh nah i'll go plant you're grave Eric

Cartman: Heyyyy kyleeeee
(In a awkward voice & with sweat running down his face)

Kyle: ...

Cartman: How ya doing??

Kyle: ...

Cartman: It isn't what it looks like okay? it just slipped out of me

(Kyle walks up to eric and looks down upon the sight of him)

Kyle: You wanna repeat what you just said fatass?

Cartman: Those are some strong words Kyle! ahah...

Kyle: Get off my ass okay? i don't want to see or talk to you.

Stan: Hey hey, Kyle calm down.. it's just Cartman, maybe he changed???

Cartman: Yeah i changed i believe in religions now even though it may seem like i hate them i don't
(He's actually lying just to get his old friends back)

Kyle: Cartman please shut up dude don't talk to me

Kenny: Why don't we just make our broship work again?

(The boys pause for a moment
and think for a second)

Kyle: No.

Stan: Eh..

Cartman: Yeah! that's a good idea Kenny!

Kyle: Oh you have got to be kidding me right now
You're so lucky i have lunch right now.

Stan: WAIT.. YOU HAVE LUNCH TOO??

Cartman: oh shit... (he checks his schedule) I HAVE LUNCH THIS PERIOD AS WELL!!

Stan: Nobody asked you fatass

Cartman: oh

Kenny: ME TOO ME TOO!!!

Kyle: Yeah... i suppose i do that's what i saw on my schedule this morning but it doesn't change the fact i want to stay away from Cartman

Cartman: Kaaahyle pleaaase i'll try to be a better person, anything for our broship to work agaaaainnnn

Kyle: no

Cartman: pleeeeeease (Trying to convince him with his miserable attempt of puppy dog eyes)

Kyle: no

Stan: Cmon dude, maybe he isn't so bad!

(Kyle thinks for a second and looks at Stan then looks at Cartman)

Kyle: Ugh, fine.

Cartman: Yay! This broship is so going to be better than how we used to talk back in elementary school!

Kyle: yeah.. hooray, or whatever
(in a aggravated voice)

(Stan puts his arm around Kyle)
Stan: Hey cmon now, calmmm down...

Kyle: why should i?

(Stan takes his arm off his shoulder and grabs his hand and looks him in the eyes, thus making eye contact)

Stan: Because we're seniors dude we don't have to deal with him next year, and plus it would be nice to have friends this year especially if you're one of them.

(Kyle looks at Stan and his heart starts to race and he starts to feel something he's never felt in such a long time)

Stan: um.. are you okay???

Kyle: ...

Stan: Earth to kyle!!

Kyle: Oh! Yeah I'm fine.. Thanks for telling me that i really-... needed to hear that (Kyle pulls away from Stan who's holding his hand and his face turns red)

Stan: Why are you so red???
(He's concerned)

Kyle: W-what?!?

(Kyle takes out his phone and opens his camera and sees how red he looks)

Kyle: oh my..

Stan: You might just be sick then

Kyle: Yeah definitely...

(Kenny and Cartman look at them, & then look at each other smirking because they know damn well Kyle has a thing for Stan)

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END OF CHAPTER 2 - Just like old times
CHAPTER 3 - The hangout
UP NEXT!

SORRY THIS WAS SHORTER THAN THE LAST CHAPTER HAVE A GREAT DAY AND STAY SAFE