No Tear TP (Larry and 1D fic)

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Niall had been bored for a while now, just mindlessly scrolling on his phone when he came across a specific video.
No tear TP? The video was a prank where a phone had been set up in the bathroom, kind of funny but also gross, and basically, this girlfriend had replaced the toilet paper with a prank roll.

Niall was curious and, being so bored, went to look it up. He could get it as early as late afternoon tomorrow, and that was the seller. He purchased it and went to bed since it was getting to be around 10.

Niall opened the package when no one was around and snuck into the bathroom that sat in the hallway to replace it. He wasn't sure who would experience it, but he would get a laugh either way. He then went and sat in his room to wait.

Louis and Harry had gotten back from lunch together and had decided on watching some TV, cuddled together on the couch. Harry had placed his head on Louis' chest, and Louis ran his fingers through his hair. Harry always tends to be little spoon regardless of his height. Halfway through the movie, Harry's stomach grumbled and got a little uncomfortable.

"Just going to the toilet. I'll be back." He said before sitting up and going to stand. "Do you want me to pause it?" Louis asked as Harry stood up and straightened his shirt. "Yeah, if you don’t mind." Louis picked up the remote and paused it as he heard the door shut. He then picked up his phone to entertain himself while Harry was gone.

Harry relieved himself of lunch, exhalling as he finished, and went to grab the toilet paper but….he couldn't? He tugged at the paper, and from the force he was using, he was scared he was going to rip it. Which was odd because toilet paper is supposed to rip. Now, thinking in Harry logic, instead of just asking for a new roll, he thought he could cut it.

"Um.. Lou?" He shouted from the bathroom, still holding the toilet paper he had failed to tear. "Oi!" Louis shouted, his way of letting him know he was listening. "Could you uh, bring me some…scissors?"
"Harry, you're not thinking of cutting your hair, right?" Louis asked, slightly concerned. "No…jus-just need scissors." Harry asked, stuttering as he heard himself and his weird request out loud.

Nonetheless, Louis listened to his boyfriend's odd request and showed up at the door a few minutes later. The scissors never get put where they should, so it had taken Louis a second to find a pair.
"It's open," Harry said, acknowledging the knock.

Niall had heard the shouting and also Harry's odd request and moved closer to the door to hear better. He would go out, but it would be weird if he had just watched this play out, so he had to wait for the right moment.

Louis opened the door to see exactly what he expected, which was why Harry's request was so ridiculous. Harry was sat on the toilet, violet trousers around his ankles, hidden behind the half wall separator, and toilet paper still stuck to the roll in his hand. "Haz, why do you need the scissors. What are you cutting?" Louis asked, slightly chuckling. Still standing in the doorway and not moving any closer.

"Well, the toilet paper won't rip, so I was gonna cut it. I can make do with it, but I needed scissors." Louis cocked an eyebrow, "Seriously Haz? It's toilet paper." Harry laughed, "Yeah I know, but it's not ripping. Which is odd, yeah, but I don't know what else to do." Louis was still skeptical, "Harry, I–I know you haven't been to the gym in a few days, but.. really? I-its toilet paper!" Louis said, laughing and moving so he was leaning on the sink.
Not thinking of shutting the door even a little bit. "I'm not weak, thank you very much." Louis scoffed at the statement out of amusement.

"Look, I don't know what you want me to say. It won't rip, so just give me the scissors so I can finish up and we can go back to the show." Louis stood off the sink and walked towards the tub so he could see Harry. Louis was very amused by his boyfriend's struggle.

Niall heard that Louis had fully entered the bathroom and decided to quietly make his way to right outside the bathroom against the wall. That way, he could peak in and then hide himself so he wouldn't get caught. This was great fun for him.

"Show me." Louis said, crossing his arms as he stared down at Harry. Harry had put his elbow on his knee and hunched over. "What?" He asked, looking up at Louis, slightly annoyed that he wasn't believing him. "Show me." "Lou just give me the sci-" "Show me that it won't rip, Styles!" Harry put his hand up shrugging in an "I don't understand you" kind of way before grabbing the toilet paper and trying to tear it once more. Besides when he was sick, this was the longest he'd ever been on a toilet.

"Come on, Harry." Louis said, still stating that he didn't believe him. Harry had had enough, staring up at him with annoyed hooded eyes. "Well, if you're so strong, why
don't you come and do it!" Louis's mouth opened in sarcastic shock, "Awww you think I'm strong? Give me that shit." Louis mumbled, taking it from Harry's hand.

Niall had peeked in a few times and nearly broke every time he looked in. The scene, the confusion, and the sarcasm were all hilarious to him. He was trying so hard not to break.

Louis tugged at the toilet paper himself before realizing that it truly wasn't ripping.

"Whatthefuck?" Louis said before trying once more. "I told you! I wasn't kidding." Harry said in response to Louis's comment.

Niall heard that, and he couldn't hold it back any longer, and he quietly chuckled before…not so quietly laughing.

Louis had been looking down at the toilet paper, still trying to figure out what the hell was happening, when he heard the oh so familiar laugh. He looked in front of him, then up before shutting his eyes and sighing loudly out of anger. Harry wasn't the happiest himself.

"Niall," Louis stated, "We can hear you." The Irish boy appeared from around the corner and high pitchedly sighed as he tried to stop his laughter. "Ohhh, I got you guys good! I wasn't even trying to get Louis, but that made it even better! Scissors, Harry? Really? I think you were really just looking for this." Niall tossed a normal roll of toilet paper to a very pissed Harry. "Thanks." He replied very monotone. "What's going on? Why are all of you in here?" Liam asked, standing in the doorframe.

"Oh great! Yeah! Just come and join the party!" Harry shouted sarcastically. In case they had forgotten, he was still on the toilet.
The sarcasm made everyone laugh, but Harry was still kind of pissed. He chuckled slightly, but that was it.
"Alright, can you lot leave? I still need to finish up in here, party's over."
Everyone obliged and left, Louis shutting the door, and Harry finished up his business. Harry exited the bathroom and returned to Louis. The TV had shut off on its own, and Louis had turned it back on as Harry walked in. He was holding a roll of toilet paper. Actually, two.

"Why are you holding so much toilet paper?" Louis asked, laughing once more at his boyfriend. "Oh! Well, uh, this one," he said, holding up the prank roll, "This one is going straight back to hell where it came from." Louis laughed in a "damn, okay" kind of way as Harry threw it away and came back to sit down.

"Alright, And…what about that one?" He said, pointing to the other roll Harry was still holding. "Oh, this one's just normal." Louis cocked an eyebrow. "Okay.. then why do you have it?" Harry shrugged as a smirk appeared on his face. "Just... giving Niall a taste of his own medicine." As if on cue just as he said that, they both heard from the bathroom.
"Hey, where did the toilet paper go!"

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