A Falling Out

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All the different spider people stood looking at each other. 

Noir: "My name is Peter Parker." 

Peni: "My name is Peni Parker." 

Ham: "My name is Peter Porker." 

All three: "I was bitten by a radioactive spider/pig." 

Noir: "In my universe, it's 1933 and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams and I like to fight Nazis. A lot."

Peni: "I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a physic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends. Forever."

Noir: "Sometimes I like to let matches burn down to my fingers... just to feel something. Aw."

Ham: "I'm a reporter for the Daily Beagle.  When not pooching around I'm working like a dog... trying to sniff out the latest story. ~I frolic and I dance and I do this with my pants. ~"

Peter: "Okay! Enough! So, uh, how did you get here?" 

Noir: "It's kind of a long story... Maybe not that long." 

Peni: "And we're just trying to find a way home." 

Peter: "The only way home is back through the collider gizmo. The only problem is..."

Ham: "One of us has to stay behind and destroy it." 

Everyone but Peter, Y/N and Miles: "I'll do it."

Y/N: "It's got to be Miles." 

Miles: "Exactly you guys don't get it."

Peni: "Don't get what?"

All of the spider people other than Miles start to glitch and fall to the floor in pain. 

Miles: "None of you guys can stay here, you'll die. I'm the guy who has to turn it off. And I'm gonna get you all home before I do. Look, I made a promise and I'm gonna keep it." 

Noir: "Who are you again?" 

Peter: "This is Miles and he's gonna save the multiverse." 

Miles: "Yeah, man." 

Peter: "He can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now."

Miles grunts and tries to turn invisible but nothing works. 

Miles: "I can't do it on command." 

Peter: "He can't do it on command. But it is cool, show 'em the zappy thing, Miles." 

Miles starts to grunt again only to result in the same thing, nothing.

Miles: "Can't do it on command." 

Peter: "He can't do it on command. But he can do so much more. What else can you do?"

Miles: "Just those two things." 

Peter: "Just those two things."

Ham: "Aw, man." 

Y/N: "That was a bad sale Pete but he still has my vote." 

Gwen: "Look, Y/N and I have seen him in action. He's got potential. I think he's gonna get us home." 

Noir steps forward towards Miles. 

Noir: "Okay, little fella Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya. I'm talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?"

Miles: "I haven't actually fought anyone." 

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