Spider-Punk and the Spider-Verse (on hold till BTSV)

So... Let's Catch Up

Venom-Punk (voice-over): "It has been a crazy fucking year since you lot were here. A lot of shit has happened. 

The first thing Venom and I did was fully rebrand into Venom-Punk. The band seemed to like it, we kept the band as Spider-Slayers though, to be honest, we couldn't be bothered to come up with a new one. 

Uhhh, what else? Oh yeah, we saved up all the money that we had made from the band, which helped because we kinda blew up this year, and a lot of money started to come through. All the money we got we split, with our share me and Venom decided to buy a building and turn it into a rec center for underprivileged children, we're nice like that. It also doubles as a shelter for kids with nowhere else to go, which is why we live there. We ditched the orphanage not long after we got back from our multiversal travels. 

My friend, Riri, and I did some research on Venom and helped make it so he isn't affected by loud frequencies anymore, he was already less affected by it with me anyway because of my shit hearing but now he's completely unaffected by it. Still yet to grasp how to do it with fire though, we'll get there. 

Another thing we did was save the city, and we also saved the city again, and again. Our city is a lot nicer than it used to be thanks to us helping out a bit more, we guess the other Spiders influenced us slightly, don't tell them that though. 

Had a run-in with my ex, Felicia, that was crazy. She had been taken over by a crazy symbiote called 'Carnage'. It was a whole thing, sorted that out and she started to hang out with the band a little, not a lot but Riri and Kamala seem to like her, even if Karl isn't the biggest fan. 

We sold out Highmark Stadium, that was nuts and so much fun, probably had too much fun, not gonna go into too much detail on that. 

Our friends decided to join our rec centre venture, the building got much better with all of us chipping in, we even got our own little music studio in there to record. 

Something we did ended up drawing the attention of this guy called Miguel O'Hara, he was a Spider-Man from another universe and he was definitely not our biggest fan but still let us join this team of Spider-People he had. 

There were rules for us though, we weren't allowed to visit other universes without permission, he even fucked with our little multiverse hopping device thingy that he gave us to stop us from doing so. He did that and then called on us whenever he needed any help whatsoever, It's really dumb if you ask us but whatever. We met some of our friends from our adventures though, Peni and Peter B but he still hasn't let Gwen or Miles join, we'll convince him eventually. 

Anyway, that's pretty much it, welcome back and let's get on with it."