south park one-shots

Tyde pt2 🩷

Tolkiens Pov

I arrived at Clyde's house and just walked in like I normally do. "Clyde? I'm here!" I yelled. "In my room!" He yelled back. I just walked upstairs since I'm not in a rush. "Well you could have been quicker dude." Clyde said once I got in his room. "What ever." I said rolling my eyes walking towards his bed. "So what did you need dude?" I said. "I just wanted to hang out because me and Bebe broke up." Clyde said. "Anyways, what do you want to do?" I said. "CLYDE I WILL KILL YOUUUUUU!" Amanda, Clyde's older sister, said running into his room. "What did I do!?" Clyde said. "YOU TOOK MY FUCKING To- oh h-hey Tolkien..." Amanda said looking at me. "Ummm.... I di-didnt!" Clyde said as red as a tomato. "They were my new ones! You owe me!" She said leaving closing the door. "What was she talking about?" I asked. "Uh um nothing dude, don't worry about it." He said nervous. "Ok then..." I just said. "I'm going to the bathroom!" He said jumping up and running. 'Might as well look around for video games.' I thought.

3ed person pov

When Tolkien was looking around he came across a shoe box, and he decided to look in it since that's where Clyde usually puts the game disk. "What the fuck!? Toys!" Tolkien said out loud. "TOLKIEN WHAT THE HELL! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY SHIT!" Clyde yelled at now red boy. "I was just looking for game disk.... but um found something I probably shouldn't of.." Tolkien shamefully said. Tolkien then pulled out the box not breaking eye contact. "I-i can explain!" The embarrassed Clyde said. "Can you really?" Tolkien said confused knowing that there's no way of getting out of this situation. "Is this what your sister was talking about?" He continued. "Sadly yes Tolkien, but I shouldn't be so embarrassed most teens own something like this!" Clyde said. "Boys have toys like this for girls they hook up with not for self pleasure." Tolkien stated standing up walking toward Clyde. "I-i know." Clyde said. "So why the fuck do you have it?" Tolkien said in Clyde's person bubble. "I- um uh-" Clyde tried to make a sentence but just couldn't so he just kissed Tolkien on the lips for one second and looked away. "..." Tolkien(the woman) wad to stunned to speak. Tolkien then immediately grabbed Clyde by his waist and kissed him again. Tolkien then put hid tongue to Clyde's lips, Clyde then opened his mouth more, Tolkien then put his tongue into his mouth. Clyde and Tolkien then fighting for domination, which Clyde lost. They then both broke from the kiss. "Thats why you have those." Tolkien said with a smirk on his face. "Oh shup up!" Clyde said. "Well all cute and all but seriously how are you going to pay me back from that?" Amanda said. "How much was it?" Tolkien asked. "Only 150 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR ALL OF IT!" Amanda said very upset. "Damn that's a lot must be good quality." Tolkin said taking out a 2 $100 dollar bills. "Here." Tolkien said handing Amanda the $200. "Thanks dude." She said leaving. "Well shall we play games now?" Tolkien asked. "Sure you pick." Clyde said.

My AU and wanted to add a bit of drama, so this AU Clyde has a older sister Amanda she is 21, 3 years older then Clyde.