south park one-shots

Tricia x Karen

"TRICIA TUCKER!" My idiot of a father yelled. "What are you doing standing in my door way Craig?" I ask my brother look at me with his usual dead eyes. "Waiting for you to wake up we gotta go." He said. "Fuck school" I said flipping my brother off. "To fucking bad." Was all he said flipping me off and then just left. I decided to finally get up and get ready in my usual outfit and my two pigtails. 'I hope Karen comes today or ima go to her house and drag her myself!' I thought as me, Tweek who I wish was my brother instead of Craig, annnd Craig were as we were walking to school. "Bye Tweek! And Criag..." I said as they dropped me off at middle school. "Bye Tricia!" Tweek said, and like always Craig said nothing, ugh I hate him! "TRICIAAAA!!" I hear a voice yell. "Karen?!" I said surprised. "Oh good thing your here! I was going to go to your house and drag you here!" I said hugging my bff. "Aw I missed you tooo." She said hugging me back. "Ew-" Frickle said disgusted at the fact that people give affection. "Just because you get no affection from your family means you have to comment on when I hug my bff I haven't seen in one week and had to stay with you and Ike for fucks sake." I said to him.

Karen's pov

"TRICIA!" I said disappointed at her. "Triciaaaaa why would you say that now look at himmm poor baby-" Ike wined. "SHUT UP IKE!" Frickle said pushing Ike off him. "Tricia I want to talk to you..." I said still disappointed. "Oh-ok..." She said following me. When we got the the empty classroom I sat her on one of the chairs. "Tricia...ŵĥåţ ťĥē fùçƙ ŵĥēŕë ƴøŭ ţĥīñƙìñğ." I said super mad. "I- I was upset I'm sorry..." she said lying down in her chair looking away. Is she for real? "You sure?" I asked. God why do I have to be the the parent of this freaking group! "I-m sorry I just ughh I didn't really mean it I just hate when he dose that... I just missed you and he mad me mad!" Tricia said. "You missed me that bad?" I said leaning down on the desk in front of her face. "I - um I-i-i yes... yes i really did miss you that bad." She said grabbing my face pulling me even closer. "I-i ummmm eh! Why are you pulling me closer!" I asked SUPPPER red. "Heh, I missed your cute face~" she said. Out of nowhere she pulled me over the desk and into her lap. "EEK!" I said trying to get off her lap. "What you use to always sat on my lap when we we're younger what's different now~?" Tricia said pulling me closer on my lap. "Um m-maybe because your holding me by my thighs." I said looking away. "Your not going to look me in the eye?" She asked with puppy eyes. "STAWP~" I said kicking my legs around. "Heh." She's laughing! Omfg!!! "You act JUST like your brother heh." I said laughing at her. "No I am not how darreee youuuu~" she said putting her head in my neck. "Hehe that tickles~" I said laughing. The Tricia KISSED MY NECK WTF!!! "What are you doing!?" I said as she continued to kiss my neck. "I not doing anything~" she said.

Tricias Pov

I was kissing Karen's neck! Omfg I can't believe I'm doing this! "You taste sweet~" I said I could tell she was getting reder. "Ah-" Karen yelled "Heh found it~" I said lightly nibbling that spot. "Mmh" she said, then she put her arms around my neck pulling me closer. "Looks who's being needy." I said still abusing that spot. "Please don't leave a mark~" she said wanting to push me away but really didn't want to. "Might of left a little mark but you can just say it was a straighter." I said stopping. "But I don't own one.." Karen said, looking disappointed when I stopped. "You can say you used mine." I said smiling at her. "Could you kiss me?" Karen then asked. "Sure on the cheek or the lips?" I then asked. "... um uhh" she looked away red. "Lips?" I said. "Mhm..." she said. "Sure." Then I kissed her on her lips and she almost immediately melted into the kiss. "Hmm" I sighed onto the kiss. "S-sorry..." Karen said getting up. "Your a good kisser Care Bear." I said getting up hugging her from the back holding her by her waist. "But you seemed to not like it Tri." She said. "I love it don't think otherwise..." I said hugging her tighter. "Hmm" she said thinking about something. "What ya thinking about Care Bear?" I said putting my head back in her neck. "Um what if someone walked in?" She said. "Pretty sure I saw Ike..." I said trying to make her conformable. "WHAT!" She said jumping. "Calm down he left immediately." I laughed. "Oh god.." she said. "Aren't they dating?" I asked. "No not yet, apparently labels are for conformists, but I've walked in on them making out." She said. "At least we have dirt on them if Ike trys to blackmail us for when he walk in on use." I said letting go and holding her hand. "Let's get to class, we can't have you being late." I said nugging her. "Well what dose this make us?" Karen asked stopping. I looked at her in the eyes, "what ever you want." I said smiling. "Girlfriends?" She said looking away.  "Sure love~" I said continuing to walk. "Thank you..." she said and walking with me to class. "You two done making out?" Ike asked. "What about the time you and Fric-mmh!" Karen coved my mouth. "Thats enough love not here their not official." Karen said. "Fine.." I said when she uncoved my mouth.. "How  do you know about that!" Fickle immediately said. "Maybe don't do it behind the football bleachers." Karen said laughing. " Touché." Ike said walking away. "Hehe." Karen giggled. "Why do you hate labels?" I asked. "I- don't I'm just afraid I guess we'll I have to go.." Frickle said leaving. "Oh well they be how they are as long as their happy..." Karen said and we walked to class.

The fucking end I am tired but I actually enjoyed writing this. 1086 words including this.