south park one-shots

Fike

This is a wholesome one, the are both 10 years old :) also f sulr

Frickles Pov

"You know lipstick claims things, how do I know? Well look at bloodrayne." henrietta said sightly laughing. "Ew we don't need to know about your sex life." I said disgusted. "We did not have sex we just made out." He said defending her and her vamp toy. "AHHHHHHH HOLY FUCK BLOODRAYNE!" Larry another vampire wannabe. "Fağs." Pete said. "..." Michael said nothing? He usually agrees, or even head nods. "Michael you ok?" I asked. "Um... ya..." Michael said looking towards the vamps. "Am I the only fucking one who doesn't like any of the vampire kids?" I asked. "What do you mean Frickle?" Henrietta asked. "Well you like Bloodrayne, Michael likes Larry, annd Pete likes Mike." I responded to Henriettas questions taking a hit from my cigarette. "I DO NOT LIKE MIKE YOU ASS!" Pete yelled. "Then why do you feel like you need to defend yourself?" I asked. "... I'm going to class." "Me to." "I have to go to the bathroom probably won't be back." All the older goths said. "Knew it~" I said knowing I am right about what I said.

Larry's pov

Michael likes... me? I must be dreaming! "Earth to Larry~" Vampir said. "He-he likes me!" I said with excitement. "Who?" Bloodrayne asked. "I must be dreaming there's no way he likes me!" I said ignoring her. "He like Michael and he over heard saying frickle saying who the older goths crush on us vamps." A random not important vamp said. "Well I know Henrietta likes me!" Bloodrayne said almost nervous. *ding* "oh sorry i have to go see you tomorrow!" Bloodrayne then said runing. "Well I would assume Pete is gay or something because he says the f slur." Vampir continued. "I have to go sorry!" I said running to the boys bathroom.

### pov

Wtf? What did I just witness? Hopefully if I heard right Frickle doesn't like any of the vamps, which is good, BUT what if he doesn't like anyone!? "Hey Frickle!" I said right in front of the littler boy. When Frickle looked up at me he just blew out a big smoke puff from his cigarettes. *cough* *cough* "t-that was-nt *cough* nice Frickle!" I said dieing. "Thats the point, anyways what do you want?" He asked. "I j-just wanted to talk- but geez I guess you don't want to!" I said kinda disappointed. "Your acting like a conformist Ike." Frickle said looking like this was normal. "... maybe because I am! I am a conformist, because unlike you, I have feelings!" I said almost crying. "Ya but your my conformist Ike." He said blushing. "W-wha?" I said confused.

Frickles pov

'DID I REALLY JUST SAY THAT! OMFG!!" I thought to myself. "Hey- Hello? Earth to Frickle!" Ike said right in front of me putting out my cigarette. "I wasn't supposed to say that... I was just thinking out loud..." I claimed. Then Ike just moved his head towards mine just resting his nose on my nose!?! "What are you doing?" I asked generally confused. "This is how bunny's say sorry, and I was just acting like a fool so I'm sorry, and before you say anything I know your not the biggest fan of touch so..." He said. "If you wanted to kiss me just ask, I know I don't like touch but your an exception." I said smiling for the frist time in probably 2 years. "I prefer this Frickle." Ike said. "W-well you be my boyfriend?" He then asked. "Um..." I started. "Sorry I shouldn't have asked!" He immediately said getting up. "I'm just kidding come here." I continued. Once he was back in front of me I said again, "Of course I would be your boyfriend Ike." I finished. After one second I felt.. tears? I looked up to see Ike crying. "Why are you crying?" I asked whipping away his tears. "There happy tears! Thank you Frickle!" He said hugging me. "Why don't we go to your house after school?" I asked. "S-sure!" My now boyfriend immediately said.

|Ikes House|
"Hey Ike... and um." Ikes older brother Kyle said. "Frickle his name is Frickle dumbass." Stan said. "Oh I'm sorry that I didn't go through a goth stage!" Kyle said back yelling at Stan. "Babe do i even have to remedied you of what stage you literally went through?" Stan said putting the mad red head. "Ew that's fucking sicking." I just said. "Oh your just jealous." Kyle said. "Actually no because tonight I might fuck you brother." I said grabbing Ikes hand. "WHAT!" Kyle immediately said shocked. "H-hes joking Kyle, we just started dating today!" Ike said looking like a tomato. "Omg my brother's dating a goth!" Kyle said. "GOOD BYE KYLE AND STAN IM GOING TO MY ROOM!" Ike said dragging me to his room. "What was that all about?" I asked after he closed his bedroom door. "Why would you say that!?" Ike then asked. "He was being annoying and I thought that would shut him up." I honestly said. "We're only 10 years old though!" He said still red. "So? Don't act like they didn't fuck at our age." I said knowing he knew I was right, "Plus I wouldn't do it now or until you were comfortable with it." I said hugging him. "... but God you were hot when you said that..." ike said laughing. "Thanks~" I said kissing his cheek. "But you won't be the one fucking me~ I am taller then you and would not let you top me." Ike then said in my ear. "No way!" I said now becoming the one red. "Anyways wanna watch a movie?" Ike then asked.

The end~ and yes Ike is taller then Frickle...